GENUINE DICK SUCKER

what do you do when your son gets turned into a dragon. you have to start buying him dragon food

me and him (hes bald

also too unmedicated to be think about how im unmedicated

im too unmedicated to be debating changing my entire online self expression

fruit= normal
no fruit= unusual and worrying

im big healthy and normal

am i allowed to do it if im not a big mario maniac

people do genuinely seem to forget these games are meant for people who have existed for less than a decade

did he pick this out of his own little wardrobe because rn im just imagining princess bubblegum dressing him up like a doll which is funny and also i can imagine her just treating her citizens as dress up toys sometimes

reading the new adventure time comics (mostly skimming lol) and this gay little outfit they put him in amuses me

the idea pf getting all dolled up just to hang out with a bunch of French people in a city filled with overpriced restaurants, in a video game no less

from what ive seen people who do pick the m character are almost exclusively crossdressing so i feel like that's just the life the game makes you live

that being said i hope someone else makes a selfship edit of the protagonist and AZ since im unable too

yeah.... the fashion ive seen ppl take screenshots of looks so fucking good i want to dress up with my ugly pet mouse

i was kinda sold on pkmn za but finding out the game is set in a city and yet 90% of the buildings arent even enterable pulled me back into the "never spend more than $40 on a video game" mindset

no, stay strong sister, think about the shops that literally cant be entered

imagine if it was real and ops account vanishes in 24 hours for not following through

this is a good scam. literally just the most easily disprovable claim anyone could make since of course other people would be able to see the notification post even if not the notification. held together by superglue and tape

Penpal - they arent lying when they say this is a really good horror. a haunting and tragic story that really manages to punch you in the gut in the last section.

a pigeon is sitting on top of a table next to a piece of cardboard . ALT: a pigeon is sitting on top of a table next to a piece of cardboard .

leave your husband who doesnt love the real you and do this

love all the selkie legends of a douchebag guy stealing a selkies seal skin to marry and have kids with her but then she finds the skin and immediately just bails leaving her unhappy marriage and kids behind to be a seal again. its awesome

FUCK i should hop on selkies

wanna try making other merms to seel where on the mammal to fish scale i like for making characters.

trying to make a mermaid, came out more seal-like than intended

phallo scars feel like an easier tell than top surgery scars, but im trying to design a character whos my type. iykyk

an issue with drawing scars is that they fade over time realistically, almost disappearing in some cases. so i do just kinda feel like im just drawing a cis person and being like "this is a trans man" just because i dont know how to properly convey Healed Scars

Chaotic Duo.