someone asked what the sugar cane is about: use it to make paper to sell to the villagers so you have enough money to buy multiple saplings from wandering traders at a time

when I am not making my square art I sometimes play squares the video game

I like to play single-biome minecraft worlds and try to make the biggest city that I can while still generally following the vanilla game design aesthetics. The desert biome houses look nice when stacked

why are there no moles with really long worm bodies

photo of northern right whale dolphin or Lissodelphis borealis leaping by Delaney Trowbridge. the dolphin is solid black with a white circle between its flippers, and has a very thin body and no dorsal fin.

observe. that;s worm

oh, it's my favorite mammal, the Seaworm

Spongebob "write that down, write that down!" meme

selling frogs on the internet looked at my application but hasn't said anything yet

my dad is upset that I don't have a new job yet. they won't even let me breed crickets for money in Ohio okay

both of my parents were born in America and literally lived in NY but somehow they managed to retain all this weird baggage from the old countries

I don't think I have the time or money really, I just wish I had that lying around instead of a violin. not supposed to use it outside much

yeah I think those were my choices

I totally missed out on that massive cultural touchstone unfortunately

we were not allowed to watch the Simpsons

did I ever tell you guys I wanted to play the saxophone as a kid but my parents wouldn't let me because that was a masculine instrument and I needed a feminine one or something, like some kind of music version of the Doctrine of Signitures

when it was time to pick an instrument in school, I wanted to play brass but my parents wouldn't let me because it was too masculine. so I got this delicate little thing made of wood and fairy dust that can't go outside

none of the instruments I have are any good for this kind of thing. I'm not going to make much inspiring noise at a protest with a violin (there's a temperature limit) or a kalimba

how do I get in on this jam sesh with my theremin

the funny vampyrella amoeba I posted a few days ago that just katamari rolls around inhaling things

one minor is fine, but if you are multiple minors that's not cool

maybe they don't like mosquitos

one of those "before you follow" lists started off with "DNI if you are a/support:" and one of the entries was "minors". don't talk to me if you support the concept of young people

why would JD "shut the hell up about pikachu" Vance even want more kids

"We should make some more rules" as a response to "these psychos constantly ignore all the rules" is the kind of stupid idea that I personally would be embarassed to suggest in public

ahhh, thank you! this is what I was picturing, but I didn't know the name

unfortunately "freequilting" i.e. just stitching vaguely square pieces of fabric together with no prior planning does not seem to be a thing...yet

went to the quilting subreddit to look for block ideas and the front page is completely full of anti-ice quilts 🥹

I haven't washed it yet, but yeah, I don't see why not. It's all cotton on cotton and knotted on the reverse side

green striped fabric patch on jeans with red and white stitching

what's extra fun about visible mending is that if you mess up you can just visibly mend it again. I'm going to look like Tack the Cobbler pretty soon

I guess they could also be one species but with the pillager form functioning as a bachelor herd kind of thing, like horses