when i tell you i have not had not even ONE marijuana and i’m literally cryinnggggg over this fucking wallaby that dropped her baby
oh God…you forgot your baby! oh nauuurrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m in real tears
Good morning to Chelsea MF Gray, boy.
my secret buttholes mug is shipped. i cannot wait to get it. i haven’t been this hype for a mug since my good morning to inwards and inwards only mug
i miss weave so bad. i don’t want to like comb out my locs or anything but i do walk around sometimes like yall got any more of them bussdowns
i’m sick of it
it’s always american football and never actual football 😭
is it a harris would’ve been the same as trump day on here?
pls tell me so i can leave 🫠
wet fingers in ears, kicks in junk, wrestling moves, pranking. what is going on with boys
i do not get embarassed by my kids for their behavior very often, but when i take my two sons out together it is always mortifying. they are 9 years apart and brawl in public like they are both either grown men or both the same age. it is ridiculous.
i am gonna be working through the night and i am so so sad about it bc im so sleepy
for any neurodivergent folk who had trouble with this, I used the following metrics:
6 months or more - lived
1 week or more OR multiple intentional trips to - stayed
1-4 nights - visited
Long layover or road trip with more than just an airport or rest stop - stopped here
that’s crazy. that’s like swimming weather lol
if it’s above 35° and dry, i’ll wear them with socks. socks n stocks is a lifestyle choice though.
what’s the warmest/coldest it can be for you to consider wearing open toed flats/sandals? and where are you from?
if it’s 50° or more, i will wear my birkenstocks without socks. i’m from ohio.
bye 😆
i, too, keep them up and running.
my 9 year old son only opens chips the caveman way and i don’t understand why
i wanna go to the salt rooms bad
don’t uninvite me bc of my aversion to human touch pls
can you imagine going to a day spa and having someone’s wet arm rub against yours in the hydrotherapy pool? omg
so @soalmondie.bsky.social wants to go to balian springs and i do too but i don’t like when people touch me. is it still like super packed there? i need to
go check tiktok lol
ok bc they holding on barely
i can’t decide if im ugly or i just need my roots dyed and to get a retwist
You need to look in the mirror instead of point fingers. The alt-Left is horrible at building coalition, as demonstrated by its lack of accomplishments beyond dissent.
We don't need to salvage your unreliable, transactional ilk. We need to focus on enabling folks with legitimate voting barriers.
as a sebderm flaky in the winter scalp girly, a lot of stuff doesn’t work for me when dealing with my locs, but these hair wipes i got and so good.
i hate that they are from amazon but omg they work so well
ok i’m trying geez
having to actually workout and eat right to lose weight just doesn’t sit right with me.
is the move free you gave me collagen? bc i use that lol
if there’s some sort of sciency way to keep these knees i will try anything bc seeing her have both surgeries was like oh nah
my mom got her first knee replacement at 51. Her other at 59. she was a runner in HS and college.
i played lacrosse and thought i would be fine bc i was a defensive player. but lol no i’m not. so here i am facing the last 10 years with at least one knee if i am lucky.
