The writer for Dustin is going through it
Falling asleep to jeopardy is hard when it’s a Ken episode because Ken’s voice isn’t as soothing as Alex’s. Alex sounds like a man and Ken sounds like a boy
Baller album cover
Me and who
Me
Oh god Kat Dennings on a Tim Allen show, somebody save her
If you knew what happened to the last guy that messed with the Zohan you sure as hell wouldn’t be laughing right now
I’d probably have a complete spine if there weren’t trucks
Great meeting you too! Have a happy new year and enjoy the rest of the party
Hello hello!
Hashtag women in male dominated fields
Omg that was me!
Met a friend of a friend tonight and at one point there was a lul in the conversation and she went "sorry, I ran out of conversation topics"and omg wow I felt so seen like girl same
This is the best image I’ve seen to explain to the average person why trickle down economics doesn’t work.
My bad I didn’t specify I meant the tv show Home Movies, it’s almost entirely improvised
Underrated fact about Santa Claus is that his name is Nicholas
Even Home Movies?
Big agree
Zoo wee mama!
Why… just why… are coolers not a thing?!!!!!
What no what’s that?
French people have beef with us for how we say croissant imagine how they'll be when they hear about Des Plaines Illinois
I stopped caring what French people think the day a Frenchman told me they don’t have Leap Day in France
My hair is on fleek today.
I’m sorry but Pete the Cat’s so called “friends” are so fucking mean and ungrateful, I really can’t stand them and it pisses me off
The Hobby Lobby Christmas commercials are charming but I haven’t forgotten how they paid ISIS to smuggle thousands of ancient artifacts from Iraq to build a Bible museum
The guy from criminal minds is in it?
Happy Turkey Day from Jerma everyone
Saturday: things happen to you
Sunday: you happen to it
ME AND WHO …
