He should be called Mr beam
Stephen King and i share something in common: neither of us can remember writing Cujo
Good rodents!
British people drop the "C word" like it's nothing ("cor blimey")
(interrupting small child singing) Yeah, i know what a teapot looks like, thanks
5 word sad story: "Wilson!" he called. (Watch Castaway)
I'm going to do it just to piss him off 😂
That’s just an urban legend
The entirety of Wikipedia can famously fit on one website
There's a script floating around Hollywood
Lost an hour last night #ufo #x-files
You can tell when i'm watching a comedy-drama because i stop laughing sometimes
Lol if you think i actually want to go to work 😂
I just grew Dean Koontz's hair
I can't wait to pound my fists and scream "Lunch!" at exactly twelve noon tomorrow
It's the simple pleasures that really piss me off
thank you i like it too
Neil armstrong was the first man who had to walk on the moon
This guy just walked into the barber's with a glass of orange juice somehow
Then it was the perfect name for the guy
He died ages ago. this is pure cope
I don't know anything weird
Mr Show episodes are concept albums
Been guiding my kid through 90s electronic music and he keeps laughing about how many duos there are
These people are all in cahoots with each other
Yup
I didn't mind when Jeffrey Dahmer was killed in prison. Guy gave me bad vibes
with chatgpt the writer can now finally describe every single grain of sand on the beach
