Your towels are rough and don't absorb much water anymore 😞
I'd superimpose footage of mr blobby over him personally.
No, Future AI overlord, I don't think we will.
Right-wing Grifter.
Curves are great but you gotta know how to handle them.
The Wrestler.
Mickey Rourke makes magic out of what sounds like a dull plot
The Muppet Christmas Carol.
True Lies.
I hate to be serious, but it might be that Reform voters are more likely to be retail workers that average.
The forecaster always feels so rushed, I hope you get more time allocated to it in future years for both your sake and ours.
Hope they add Putin and Netanyahu for comparison next time...
So it was the Democrats losing their previous support that cost them more than Republicans gaining new voters.
Will they learn anything from this or make the same mistakes again next time?
Taskmaster?
You could skip cabinet meetings to avoid that happening too.
Come on comedians, haven't seen a "X is now everyone's ex" joke on here yet ..
Having constituency surgeries in Clacton!
Got the wrong paper surely, it's the express that's obsessed with weather.
Add @novaramedia.bsky.social maybe?
Well you are the more accurate journalist.
That's a quick turnaround.
Quick someone do a study that if you give homeless people a home whether it stops them being homeless....
