Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
It was 80 degrees yesterday on my walk home.
Me and who
Tobias Fünke if he were a warmonger
Guy in the ER waiting room wearing a Tim Pool shirt
The Shocker will never die.
Guy friends be like
Honestly? So sweet.
30 more minutes of Alex's Big Day
Thank you pal
It’s my birthday! My wife is is in the hospital for surgery! What a day!
ah, Rubio with literally the German rational for started WW1 - we must attack first because they will attack us if we attack them.
Anyone gonna be at AWP this year? Let's hang
J Walter Weatherman voice: “And that’s why you never skip an author event!”
Come out and see me shake my way through introducing them with a quivering, hapless voice!
Goutmaxxing
Adam Sandler on writing the bathtub scene in Billy Madison as a tribute to Odette de Crécy from Marcel Proust’s classic In Search of Lost Time:
Sir Arthur Adonal Foyle.
One of the best to ever do it. Feels like I lost a family member, been watching this guy since I was a kid.
Beyond sad. Fifteen years old.
One of Autumn's students was murdered this morning.
I’m telling every Gen Z person about how The Offspring is problematic so that guys like Ben Shapiro have to pretend to have always liked them
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
I've given two friends nicknames that broke containment and spread to people I don't and never will know. Handsome Patrick and Beef Nate. Handsome Patrick because he was handsome, and Beef Nate because he ordered the beef at a wedding. How the wicked live.
It’s good!
You ever worked at a fucking bookstore bro
lollll
A few small tears
