Thomas Awful 🇵🇸

It’s a completely unremarkable normal
Name!

"Yuta Watanabe"

Tfw you are @jamellebouie.net and want to get out of Baltimore but a local bookseller refuses to comply.

They are in a cult, they don’t care!

We can discuss this tomorrow at the Enoch Pratt Free Library

I kind of want to write about going to the Maryland Ren Fest. I haven’t wanted to write about anything personal in years. Maybe I’m different now. Maybe I’m just inspired by nerds. I don’t know.

Knights in a chariot

Guy standing in front of the privies

Sign says my lady’s gourds

Sign says drench a wench

Renn Fest

Never forget Wesley Willis wrote a song about Bolt Thrower.

Haven’t been nominated for anything in my entire life but if I could win something and take a few hundred of James Patterson’s dollars I’d say well sir, I reckon that’s a life well spent.

With friends like these…who the helL needs COINTELPRO

This is the statement of a freak

Be there or be a literal square

Baltimore reading with Mess and Friction tonight. Fadensonnen 3 W 23rd St. 7pm.

Baltimore friends! Tonight! 🥰

Thank you. Not sure I’d go that far but I’ll love this movie more than most

Fucking preach, Big Dawg

sorry, i think he's just always drunk

Isiah Thomas saying: I met the criteria to be selected… but I wasn’t

My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Draymond Green at the microphone at media day wearing sunglasses that spell “BOOM” but the photo has been edited to add “KA” before the glasses and “!” After

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Kaleb Horton was here and we will remember forever.

People are always applauding the Replacements for the audacity of naming their best LP "Let It Be" but in another, more accurate way, I guess you could say every Replacements record is technically something of a "White Album"

the hamburglar being silly

"It’s got to be one of the most basic principles of living: always decide who your enemies are for yourself, and never let your enemies choose your enemies for you."

Remember when Gerard Depardieu was like yes if course I’ve raped at least forty people I’m gonna live in Russia now because taxes

1. LOST
2. Deadwood
3. Richard III

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Never mind!

Finally, finally have the nerve and patience to watch that Ritchie Torres interview.

kathleen munroe, Aliette Opheim, and michael dorman of the show "patriot" serving face

Never not thinking about this messy throuple and all the damage they did to Luxembourg City, Luxembourg and Paris, France.

Funny joke. What's the joke?

Sergeant War