Thomas Awful 🇵🇸

Trying to go to Harper’s Ferry today. What should I do, John brown heads

to quote a great thinker: "Sad!"

Bearing witness, like the callow little bitch that I am.

I can remember Jewish friends of mine on Facebook using this odious phrase during the 2006 conflict with Lebanon. Something tells me this has been in the nomenclature since oh let's say the late 40s

What I'm hearing is that that concentration camp from history was very bad, but actually the one now is good, or at least, necessary.

Democrats supporting the two-state solution is like being brave enough to say "I support a $15 minimum wage" in 2025. What's the state? Gaza is a ruin full of child corpses and the West Bank has been looted and terrorized and picked clean by psychopathic settlers for over fifty years. It's done.

Tuxedo cat with her pickle toy

The Hamburglar

We just went to the arboretum and now we’re going to Arby’s.

I’m the bookseller whose hand shakes like Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan whenever he has to wrap in front of a customer.

I feel like I’m having a stroke?

Karl Marx lying in bed watching YouTube videos

Just playing Swami stuff at work today.

Folks, it's real and coming soon to a bookstore near you!

Men used to have affairs with their hot secretaries or buy a Porsche for their midlife crisis. Now they get Dune tattoos and act annoying on Instagram.

Let’s fucking goooooooo @ositanwanevu.com

Guys in their 40s love Adidas, baseball caps, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, and wearing shirts of bands they really liked in 2006.

Remembering how on Twitter brilliant people I had been mutual with for what I assumed was at least a decade would be all "I'm 23 now"

I try not to overshare on here but: I had a very bad day. Some of it my fault (work stuff), some of it not (different work stuff), some of it learning my first girlfriend’s little brother got into a gunfight with cops (and was killed).

You love Charlie Goodnight and I love that

We love Pea Eye Parker in this household.

A 41 year of man in a lonesome dove t-shirt

Off to da club

Lil Dicky voice: “My book sucks. My book sucks.”

When Garak and Quark talk about root beer

Huge bummer: outdoor seating area at 29th St Tavern closed. Stop order with language about the thruway.

People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. Oh fuck. For real? They will remember that??? Oh no. Oh shit. Oh fuck. God. Damn. It!!!!

yes i hope him and his entire family die

All time bad mom in this film

the way you actually fight fascism is by locking up as many of their leaders as you can as quickly as you can, and identifying all their sources of power and influence and breaking those. they control the courts? break their control of the courts. crush fox news. destroy the federalist society. etc

"Radio Flyer" is a bit of a freakshow movie. Ebert was right.