Osbourne

Taken from a joke where given two chairs, one with a cake and one with a huge dick, you have to choose which one you'd sit on and which one you'd eat. The implication here is that he's sitting on a huge dick.

What did birthday boy @burnttoasts.bsky.social sit on?

Panic attack.
New pages are up for SABLE: A Ghost Story patreon.com/ethanaldridge

Beating the heat

headshot commission recently completed ❤️

Jersey Devil! Idk this one was kinda tough. Wishing I made it a little more horse

Air fresheners debuting tomorrow :-) but shop is open now for patrons!!

kellypringle.com

I may be *ahem* middle aged, but I still sit on the floor and mess with my Transformers toys like a goober.

You don't stop playing because you've grown old, you grow old when you stop playing. 🐰🤖

Themm

#deltarune

blacklight grrr

Hate my job because it’s boring & I also can’t ever get into a flow at work because everyone & everything interrupts me. The door loudly opening, phone calls, someone clicking their pen excessively, people walking by. Then I have to take a few minutes to recenter ONLY to get interrupted again.

Listen to my long, saggy puppet arm! Kick the Cheat is finally back in stock and ready to squeak(squawk)!
www.fangamer.com/products/kic...

Doodle Headshots_010🧡

laika <3

Horse Variant Vonzent

Honzent 🐴

#vonzentart

A page of pornographic drawings of a gay furry couple. The taller of the two is a muscular bengal tiger. He's cut as hell, with powerful arms and defined abs. The smaller furry is a slender wolf, whose grey and black fur has electric green accents. In the multiple scenes splashed across the page they: -Sit on a starry beach, holding hands. -Embrace and kiss, dressed only in underwear. It's implied they're cuddling in bed. -The tiger sits on the wolf's face. Wulrik, the wolf, grips Shags, the tiger's, hips. Wulrik rims Shags enthusiastically, thrusting his tongue into the tiger's ass and snarling. -Shags lifts and arm over his head and flexes while shoving Wulrik's snout in his armpit with his other hand. -Shags the tiger fucks Wulrik in the ass doggy style. He yanks Wulrik's tail and leash hard, snarling "FUCK!" Wulrik pants heavily, eyes rolling. A smear of cum marks the sheets below his belly. -Wulrik the wolf laps obediently at Shags' erect cock through the white fabric of a jockstrap. Wulrik's nostrils are flared as he enjoys the tiger's scent. -Shags breeds Wulrik, fucking into him hard from behind. He crushes the wolf's body into their shared bed and bites the nap of his neck hard, snarling. Wulrik lets out his own weak little "Arf!" of pleasure.

Obedient little puppy <3 So sweet. For @wulrikad.bsky.social 🐯❤️🐺

Digital colored drawing of two anthro furry ocs. One is a white and brown Pitbull, the other is a Saint Bernard. They are both drunk and hanging off of each other laughing hard and drooling.

drinkin buddies 🍻
#furryart

Drawn and colored furry oc. He is an anthro tiger with glasses wearing a red cardigan and slacks. He is anxiously standing in front of a camera as if shy- when he smiles, it looks wide and strained, showing off his huge sharp teeth.

shy...
#furry

Drawn and colored image of an anthro bull with a tiger hugging him from behind, purring and smiling. The bull is laughing, with one hand holding a bag of groceries, and the other hand cradling the tigers head against his own. The bull says " Missed you too, but you gotta let me go if you want me to cook, sweetheart".

a man and his BIGASS cat 💕
#furry

Colored halfbody and busts of an anthro oc. He is a leopard seal depicted yawning while holding a cup that says Best Dad. The word Dad is crossed out to say WAP. The busts depict him with and without glasses, showing him as nearly blind without them.

four eyes...
#furry

Drawn and Colored halfbody of an anthro oc. He is a golden retriever with red ginger hair and blue eyes. He is shirtless, wearing only a leather chest harness and collar, with a tennis ball in his mouth. The text onsceen says "Good boy !!!"

GOOD boy 🎾!
#furry

Greyscale image of an anthro Tiger. He is standing in front of a pot of food with a pouty expression, with a hand on one hip, and the other stirring the pot. He is wearing a tank top pulled up mid stomach.

stew....🍲💕
#furry

Two dogs hugging and laughing drunkenly over beer. For the context of the post, these are two halfbody images with colored flats priced at one hundred and ten american dollars

Tiger standing in front of a pot of stew with a somewhat pouty expression. For the context of this post, this is a greyscale / monochrome messy sketch which is priced at forty american dollars

Yeehaw. Got five comm slots opened: busy month means i will be knockin these out within 2-4 days after confirmation (even sooner depending on the comm type)

Google form here -> forms.gle/7CSmvk17J49Z...

Examples are $110 USD and $40 USD respectively 💕
#furry #anthro #commissions

Speculative "terror birds" descended from a roadrunner-like ancestor.

Finding My Korean Traditional Spirit Animal What’s My Spirit Animal?

poomang.com/en/t/guardia...

Damn

For Clown Week, I was taught the ins & outs & upsidedowns of both balloon-animal making and mascotting at its silliest!
With these tricks of the trade, I'm ready to parade! 🎈

Dressed to my best thanks to Tex Saber! 🐯🎈 @texsaber.bsky.social

A fiend for caffeine

Very accurate depiction of me by @mithmeoi.bsky.social!!

A colored sketch drawing of Kitty Kat, a muscular anthropomorphic snow leopard female. She is standing idly, looking at the viewer, wearing two outfits. A tank top, dark greyish blue jeans and black boots. While in the 2nd outfit she's wearing a jacket and a distressed military cap.

Decided to also draw Kitty Kat as well! :>

#furryart #TheBadGuys2