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Matthew Malenich

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Writer, artist (on occasion), and Penguins fan. I make horrible things happen to imaginary people. Pro Oxford comma. Pro em dash. I've been writing seriously since 2007, but only feel like I got a handle on things within the last few years. He/Him.

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07.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white cat sitting on a turntable with other cats dancing in the background ALT: a black and white cat sitting on a turntable with other cats dancing in the background
07.08.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I never had any Ghostbusters toys. I watched the show, and they were neat, but Ninja Turtles always got priority. Although I did get Toxix Crusaders because they fit in seamlessly with the TMNT figures. And the same for Dick Tracy.

07.08.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully my parents didn't care what I spent my allowance money on... within reason. As long as I did my chores that was about it. Usually I'd get a figure and an issue of EGM or GamePro any weekend we went out.

My only regret is "growing out of it," because I never really did and missed stuff.

07.08.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This idiotic regime won't even let us have our fucking toys. It wasn't the only reason, but this campaign was cancelled despite reaching its funding goals because the figures would be produced in China, and that might mean a 134% tariff soon, which would bankrupt the entire project. 😐

07.08.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of spellcheck suggesting "d-j-s-p-e-r-i-t-y" as the spelling for the word 'disparity'

A screenshot of spellcheck suggesting "d-j-s-p-e-r-i-t-y" as the spelling for the word 'disparity'

Pic of David Tennant as the Doctor saying "What?" with a confused look on his face.

Pic of David Tennant as the Doctor saying "What?" with a confused look on his face.

Thanks, spellcheck. Great work.

#WriterSky

07.08.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of the cyclops from the '80s fantasy movie Krull.

Image of the cyclops from the '80s fantasy movie Krull.

07.08.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon: NEOSYNTHESIS A Science Fiction Anthology - 12 Stories of Code, Consciousness, and Survival

You guys!
Sign up to this Kickstarter I'm a part of for a scifi anthology of short stories. I'm honoured to be among these authors, and would really appreciate the support. Let's get it to 100 follows!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/roh...

06.08.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

A rose by any other name would be rubbish. New 58keys Writing Workshop on naming names. New 58keys Writing Workshop: youtu.be/IVu28951m38

05.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

I'm not involved with the project. Just a long time TMNT collector, and these figures would fit right in with the classic Playmates figures.

I hope they reach their funding goal. That My Pet Monster inspired figure is really cool. There's a glow in the dark version available too.

05.08.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Radical Rejects Radical Rejects is a nostalgic toy line created by a collective of modern-day art toy artists.

For any TMNT collectors, this campaign is almost at the end and they're nearly at their funding goal. If you collect Ninja Turtle figures it might be worth checking out.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/mul...

#TMNT #NinjaTurtles #80s #MyPetMonster

05.08.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I don't use them often, but every once in a while...

04.08.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's cool!

I still have my copy of C4D R12 studio, but no system to run it on. I've thought about getting on old Mac to use it again, but I'm not even sure if it's worth it anymore. Blender can do quite a bit now for free.

04.08.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Complicated button schemes don't trip me up. But my last non-Nintendo console is the PS3, and the Switch sure looks like it'll be my last console period, with how scummy the industry has become... microtranactions and all that shit.

03.08.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course. Even without any evidence, I should have assumed this was the case.

03.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3/

...being, I think this is one way the internet has ruined life. The '90s weren't some post-sexiest utopia. Not by a long shot. But there was no avenue for weirdos to drum up anger over mundane bullshit.

03.08.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2/

...body checked a girl into the hospital. But once the game started, and you saw she could play, everyone just forgot about it and concentrated on the game plan.

It was fine. In the end nobody cared. It was always just another game. There weren't protestors and news coverage about it.

Point...

03.08.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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It's anecdotal and only adjacent to the issue. But in the early '90s, one of the youth hockey teams in a league I played in had a girl on the roster.

Yes, there were sexist comments. Initially there was a tendency to "take it easy" on her, because you didn't want to be the guy that...

03.08.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't remember that one. If it was in EGM or something at some point, I'm sure I at least saw it somewhere when it was in development. But I never had a PS1, and only bought a couple PS1 games to play on my PS2. Certainly not any bootleg games that required hardware mods. πŸ˜‚

03.08.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't know that was a thing.

I do remember when Sony spent millions of dollars for advanced encryption technology on their discs... only for hackers to discover all that code was written on the inner rim of the disc, and you could bypass it with a 50Β’ magic marker.

03.08.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...that unrealized Sony add-on became the PlayStation. Even as huge as PlayStation has become, it was still the right move for Nintendo.

03.08.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a weird history there if you're not familiar. The short version: Nintendo signed a stupid deal with Sony for a CD add-on for the SNES that would've kneecapped Nintendo. So they scrambled for any other deal for a CD device to get out of that contract and found another partner in Phillips.

03.08.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. I've never played that, but I've watched video of it and it looks awful.

02.08.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt my parents would care, but I've been playing π˜•π˜π˜“ 96 fairly steady for thirty years, so the value that's been had out of that makes up for whatever else I've hardly played.

02.08.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. That is bad.

I think my worst experience like that was π˜‘π˜°π˜¦ & π˜”π˜’π˜€. Now, it's a fine game, don't get me wrong. But I wanted it for so long, my parents finally bought it for me on my birthday, whatever year that was... and I 100%-ed it on my second playthrough on the first day. 🫀

02.08.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from one of my Scrivener files, where I'm playing with language. All the language. The screenshot shows a folder for every region of the Earth, plus a few things I made up.

A screenshot from one of my Scrivener files, where I'm playing with language. All the language. The screenshot shows a folder for every region of the Earth, plus a few things I made up.

Pic of the "I may have gone too far in a few places." George Lucas meme.

Pic of the "I may have gone too far in a few places." George Lucas meme.

I've said I collect names like PokΓ©mon. It's not even a joke, really. I'm a language nerd, and the stories I'm working on are kind of Tolkien-esque, in that a lot of it is just an excuse to reconstruct language roots like they're Legos.

#writersky #WIP

02.08.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...and in fairness, I was a ride or die Nintendo fanboy myself until the Switch 2. Nintendo is a completely different company without Sotoru Iwata running things. It was always about making money, let's not kid ourselves. But this new era of Nintendo is just blatantly and insultingly greedy.

02.08.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just part of being young and stupid for a lot of us. I once skipped my afternoon classes in art school to buy NHL 98 for the Sega Genesis, which I really couldn't afford. The kicker was it wasn't even any good; the handedness of almost every player was wrong.

02.08.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Nintendo fanboy and his money are soon parted.

#gaming

02.08.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If this is how strong Hafthor is I'm afraid of how strong Wholethor is.

Hey, where you get those tomatoes?

31.07.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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