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watching the children lose their mind over $80 games in 2025 when in 1993 I had to convince pops for $75 to get the Super Nintendo version is certainly a perspective I’m blessed to have.

02.04.2025 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

first

17.03.2025 20:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Burn me once, shame on me
Burn me twice, I know your password

17.03.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For the longest time, the average comment on the internet used to be funny.

I can't pinpoint when it happened, but its very clear that now, the average internet comment is a complaint.

13.03.2025 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The average dubstep dj won’t post about their best friends birthday but you best believe they had a story for Shaq’s birthday today

07.03.2025 05:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who else noticed the… thing? #SOTU

05.03.2025 02:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i have this theory that every single human is stupid

24.02.2025 19:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

using X makes you a bad person

24.02.2025 15:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most people don’t understand how good I am at being on the beach or swimming in a pool

22.02.2025 18:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nawtystep saying he expected more creativity from modal nodes but thinks the skrillex scud song is decent is all you really need to know about the average music reviewer

21.02.2025 22:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gettin 5 guys

20.02.2025 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DISGRACEFUL

14.02.2025 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not particularly excited to see this years endless renditions of DJ valentine cards posted everywhere

13.02.2025 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Can anyone explain the significance of Kendrick’s bell bottoms

11.02.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

absolute worst place on the internet currently

07.02.2025 22:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I actually whole heartedly believe if you’re still on X, you’re a bad person

07.02.2025 20:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hand drawn emojis are cool

03.02.2025 23:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think Chappell Roan had the best performance at the Grammys

03.02.2025 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing worse that a mf’er who messages you because they see you’re “online”

03.02.2025 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is schranz a real genre

02.02.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im a big fan of tuna salad

02.02.2025 17:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The comment section on the internet used to be for cracking a funny joke. Now its exclusively used to bitch & moan.

31.01.2025 22:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I made lasagna

31.01.2025 03:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

very cool, world

29.01.2025 05:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For me that was most recently ‘satisfactory’

28.01.2025 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Push The Tempo (Odd Mob Remix) by Sub Focus, Katy B & Odd Mob on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 2:58

This was the coolest song I found yesterday

music.apple.com/us/album/pus...

28.01.2025 14:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Facebook flags Linux topics as 'cybersecurity threats' — posts and users being blocked DistroWatch is one of the largest affected organizations.

Hey everyone, its time to install Linux

27.01.2025 23:30 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Apple journaling suggestions be like

“Want to write about your epic afternoon outing to Wendy’s?”

27.01.2025 01:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

What kind of TV

25.01.2025 22:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a slut for the hydro massage at planet fitness

25.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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