Smeep smeep what do you peep

Me "why is my heart going 120bpm while lying down"
Also me - burnt out & extremely stressed from work

Every time I'm reminded it's still January I take 1d10 pshycic damage

Real

Lmaooooo so real tho

Tikai tādiem kas neruna par medicinu

Jā, ziemassvētku kartītes ir foršas, bet man sāp roka no rakstīšanas😔

Kā Kolka zina visu Latviju? Big thoughts to think

A hairdressers brush

Tbh I usually don't use anything because I'm too lazy

But the thing I use most often is just just the round brush that's empty in the middle and a normal hairdryer

Also my hair tends to do weird shit and not be very straight lol

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Hi! It's me!

I love the option to easily block transphobic, homophobic assholes on here
The question that remains is - why do they keep trying to follow my account, get lost buddy

About a third of my workday is spent reading fanfics

I call it researching the media landscape tho

Such is corporate life

But no seriously can the emails PLEASE stop finding me I'm tired

I heard there was a secret chord
Made Drake so mad
He went to court

if i was luke skywalker and found out darth vader was my father i don't think it'd really change too much for me. he'd still mainly just be darth vader, the famous evil murderer. maybe every now and then i'd remember he was my dad and be like, Damn

I like this place actually