Jessie

🗣️THIS is the message!!

Brava, Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social!!

He looks to be wearing some sort of waist trainer/cincher/girdle type thing under his shirt. (could also be a hernia belt)

me, a non-religious person (closes eyes): I am praying for Dolly Parton. I would like to put in a prayer for Dolly Parton. Make that lots of prayers. I would like infinity prayers for Dolly Parton. Give Dolly Parton unlimited prayers. All the prayers that have ever existed should go to Dolly Parton.

I'm so tired of seeing people say some variation of "just gotta get through the next few years". The blinding ignorance is maddening and is exactly the attitude that put us in the position we're in all over the damn world.

What a fantastic evening. Enjoy!

Is he dead yet

🤤🤤🤤

😬 SORRY!!

I apologize for the unintentional subliminal message 😆

A Facebook meme: "My whole political stance pretty much boils down to "I care about other people and the planet" and wow does that make some people mad."

Do you ever just violently crave brownies?

a woman is going to write a letter . no . Alt: A clip from the movie White Chicks. A white woman is angry about something super trivial and says, "I'm gonna write a letter." in a threatening tone.

Me planning my negative review already:

That feeling when you order something desperately needed for next day delivery only to find out its been shipped USPS.

Today is my Mama's 59th birthday.

She is playing video games and wants tacos.

Age means nothing when you're young at heart. 😊

YES 😁

IT'S SO ANNOYING

But have you had lots of tea?!

Mayhaps a glass is in order? Pretty please?

No sir Sunkist does not count.

*wags old lady finger are you admonishingly*

psst

have you had enough water today?

Timeline cleanse for anyone who needs it

Some of the restaurants I pick up from, especially sandwich shops and poke shops, have started putting stickers on their bags trying to get the word out to customers about it.

it costs the restaurants less to outsource the driver than to pay ridiculous fees to be hosted on DD or UE. Going directly through their site/app, you get normal pricing plus guaranteed your tip goes directly to your driver instead of DD or UE being able to skim. 😁

Lil known pro tip: order via the restaurant's app if possible. They have to jack up their prices via doordash because doordash charges restaurants ~30% of the menu price to just be on the platform. Many restaurants are pushing their own apps now to avoid it. It still arrives via DD or Ubereats, but

Thank youuu! (is it messy? Wife thinks rice would get stuck and keep the dispenser open and we'd have runaway grains everywhere)

Okay but where can I find this cuz I've been using a cereal dispenser for years...

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.