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πŸ‘Ύ Your friendly neighborhood alien seeking to better understand humanity. They/them. 🚫 Zero tolerance for fascists and haters πŸ’™ WOKE AF πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ LOVE IS LOVE πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ My tribe stands with Ukraine, Canada and Mexico! πŸ’™ RESIST THE REGIME! NO KINGS!

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So let me get this straight. The U.S. Attorney’s Office had a draft statement announcing Jeffrey Epstein’s β€œsuicide” dated August 9, 2019. He didn’t die until August 10. Totally normal. Nothing to see here.
www.thedailybeast.com//epstein-fil...

08.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1720    πŸ” 931    πŸ’¬ 196    πŸ“Œ 111

Exactly. They also said Biden was a feeble old man with dementia, but also apparently a master at rigging elections. Which is it? It can’t be both. The astounding hypocrisy and logical inconsistencies only make sense when you realize Republicans are straight up full of shit even they don’t believe.

08.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only person mentioned in the Epstein files more times than Donald Trump is Jeffrey Epstein.

08.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sex trafficking women is a crime regardless of their age.

07.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone else noticed the outright acceptance of pedophilia by Republicans? This goes much deeper than Epstein.

β€œYoung ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage/ See, some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory.” -Kid Rock, β€œCool Daddy, Cool”

This is the guy heading their half time show

06.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Epstein survivor Anouska De Georgiou: The fact that the very people who are meant to lead this country have completely retraumatized us… it’sβ€”I meanβ€”it’s like being raped by the Department of Justice.

06.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 22154    πŸ” 7949    πŸ’¬ 563    πŸ“Œ 384
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#epsteinfiles

05.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 16337    πŸ” 4991    πŸ’¬ 344    πŸ“Œ 173
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Donald Trump just shared a video depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys The president shared the video on Thursday just before midnight.

I can’t wait until this hateful, racist, evil piece of shit fake ass β€œpresident” gets what’s coming to him.

06.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid Rock lyrics from his song β€œCool Daddy, Cool”:

β€œYoung ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage/ See, some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory.”

Of course Republicans are choosing him for their alternative half time show.

05.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans hate Spanish speaking brown people so much they're boycotting the Super Bowl half time show. These racist crybabies can't handle seeing a Latino superstar perform, and they aren't smart enough to know the beautiful and highly talented Puerto Rican people are US citizens by birth.

05.02.2026 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So weird how this keeps happening.

www.haaretz.com/us-news/2026...

05.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 21773    πŸ” 8351    πŸ’¬ 1066    πŸ“Œ 532
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Supreme Court lets California use new congressional map in midterms, rejecting bid to block it The Supreme Court declined to block California's new congressional map​ that could net Democrats five seats in the upcoming midterm elections.

BREAKING: Supreme Court ALLOWS California to use new maps in the midterms by refusing to hear Republicans' bid to block it. www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme...

04.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5168    πŸ” 1117    πŸ’¬ 196    πŸ“Œ 105

Quick round up:

- the government is covering up evidence the president is a pedophile
- he’s openly taking bribes from foreign governments
- his masked agents are shooting citizens in the streets
- the FBI is helping him steal the election
- he’s threatening war against multiple allies

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

04.02.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6661    πŸ” 2123    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 115

We gotta come up with a better system than β€œeverything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

04.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 26810    πŸ” 6365    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 223
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Remember her name: Aliya Rahman

Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.

It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.

ICE MUST GO‼️

03.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 25441    πŸ” 11956    πŸ’¬ 981    πŸ“Œ 1088

More performative circus bullshit from the party of clowns. If the Republicans want testimony about Epstein they should start with the people with the most mentions in the files and work their way down - but that won’t happen; this isn’t about justice for victims. It’s just clowns putting on a show.

04.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For those keeping score at home:

04.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 27020    πŸ” 11696    πŸ’¬ 894    πŸ“Œ 605
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This is the way πŸ’₯ ☠️ 🀣

04.02.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7650    πŸ” 2280    πŸ’¬ 547    πŸ“Œ 306

The president has openly called for the Republican Party to "take over" elections. Is that sufficiently unconstitutional yet, or are we still "overreacting"?

03.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2868    πŸ” 941    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 48

Qanon was right. There is a global cabal of pedophiles sex trafficking children and Trump is going to take them all down. Just not as the hero they envisioned.

03.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.

03.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11558    πŸ” 3532    πŸ’¬ 275    πŸ“Œ 868

I don't know about you guys, but I'm waiting for JUST ONE arrest from all of the Epstein files that have just been released. Names... the disgusting things that they showed.. what are we doing here? Something needs to be investigated or something!

02.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1291    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 15
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01.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2744    πŸ” 902    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 69

So, the head of the Worldwide Pedophilic Society also runs the world’s biggest military but he’s just gonna allow β€œvoters” to remove him from power?

Is that what we’re supposed to believe?

02.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 551    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 8
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Help us out, we suck at math β€” which is more $125 million or $8 million?

02.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5225    πŸ” 1427    πŸ’¬ 490    πŸ“Œ 129
reddit thread:

The biggest story is how the Epstein files were released to distract from how bad the numbers were for the Melania opening.
 
Crime is the problem. I had two tickets to Melania on my front seat and someone broke in and left two more.

It's not crime, it's the DOJ and their goons. I was pulled over by an unmarked car today and I received a ticket for Melania

I said "please sir, just shoot me like the others"

I should not have laughed at this. But if an actual movie critic can say "if this was played in a plane people would still walk out then......

reddit thread: The biggest story is how the Epstein files were released to distract from how bad the numbers were for the Melania opening. Crime is the problem. I had two tickets to Melania on my front seat and someone broke in and left two more. It's not crime, it's the DOJ and their goons. I was pulled over by an unmarked car today and I received a ticket for Melania I said "please sir, just shoot me like the others" I should not have laughed at this. But if an actual movie critic can say "if this was played in a plane people would still walk out then......

02.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 710    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 11
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As if we didn’t expect this …

01.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4578    πŸ” 2241    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 142

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