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If you put on 'Painkillr,' I'll get on the table. #RHOBH

I like her business plan, marrying a guy who has one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel #RHOSLC

I'd like to play a game #RHOM

Always engage and then suggest #RHONJ

Woohoo! Where's the party? #RHOC

All I can think about in my head is that stupid cat meme #RHUGT

If I died right now, you guys, I want you all to know, you tell everybody that she died sad. #RHUGT

I think all that's missing was a pole, really #RHOBH

I should've kept my good eye on that bulbous ass forehead bitch #RHOP

So we’ve got the captain, who runs out of the cabin with two swords, a la Pirates of the Caribbean #RHONY

For good, chile #RHOA

Is your thyroid enlarged? #Married2Med

Go get your proof and I'm gonna sue the fuck out of you and take your fuckng new house! #RHOSLC

Whose car is this? #RHOM

He wasn't calling you a raccoon face! He was talking about Kathy #RHONJ

Who is it? It's Tammy! #RHOA

I'll wave you goodbye in your beautiful car #RHOC

Good morning, Charrisse! How are you, darling? Fantastic! Glad you made it. #RHOP

Just tell me where the social register is #RHONY

How many fucks do I give? #RHOBH

I feel like I'm a good listener #RHOSLC

Unlike you, I have a business. I have a lot going on. #RHOM

Who's yelling? #RHONJ

At the toothless and homeless foundation? #RHOBH

They started talking in this weird character voice. Is it that serious? #RHOA

I didn't know she had a facelift. She looks great. #RHOC

We are going to the billiards #RHONY

Do it! Rage on my ass! #RHONJ

You should apologize for the slander #RHOM

Maybe she was snoring because she was really tired #RHOC