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The Georgia Tech game is on at this bar so I am leaving this bar

Every time I go through a deep dive emo kick, I am reminded once again that it’s a miracle I survived my teenage years. How did we all get through being so fucking sad?!

I have sadly become too important at work and I am responsible for a lot of coordination. So I start my group messages to colleagues with “sup fam” so people temper expectations.

When I die, I want to be known as someone who hated Sublime and 311

Me, a little buzzed and trying to explain what Alex looks like to a door dasher: does he have really good hair? Ok that’s him

“So I was in a fight with this woman on threads” - @blabbate.bsky.social

I would like to take this opportunity to say I’m still mad the Braves left Fulton County

Family group chats are the worst thing to ever happen to me.

I love my work friends cause when I’m in the office I get shit like this meeting request

People I accept talking to me when I’m out in public alone:
- bartenders
- booksellers
- boiled peanut makers
- people I speak to first
- dogs

Everyone else can pls fuck off

Made Alex watch the entire 3oh!3 warped tour livestream today cause he said he hates them. I’m not even that much of a fan, just a dickhead.

Getting into good trouble today

If you're a liberal politician anywhere in the world you need to stop trying to get conservatives to see God. They won't. They'd rather see you dead

If anyone needs me, I’m probably drunkenly FaceTiming a family member

Guy at bar: y’all know posh?
Me: posh spice?
Guy: no

I need one of these stat

lmaoooo look we’re just all doing our best while listening to America’s most patriotic song “Born in the USA”

Ain’t anybody ever mean mug like me to a car trying to turn when I have the fucking right of way

Can someone with twitter please tweet at live nation and formally complain about what is being considered emo at emo nite on my behalf

I am living in a dystopian hellscape for many reasons but the latest being that I am hoping for a win for the city of Philadelphia

One of my coworkers that is in their 20s saw me with my pill organizer and asked if I was sick.

No, I’m just old.

Alex: obsessively reads twitter for hours every single day

Also Alex after I show him the attached photo: sighs, is exasperated and tells me “that’s a lot of text”

Hunter holding onto a deep seeded grudge that he wasn’t the #1 guy to the fans during the attitude era

I let my resting bitch face relax too much and this is what happens

I actually know more but I ran out of characters

Things I’ve learned in under 5 mins:
- his uncle died
- his dad died
- his uncle was a Vietnam vet
- he was a vet
- he gets up at 7 daily
- he loves Australia
- I should go to Australia
- he lives in Oregon
- he’s originally from Georgia
- he was at the same Idles show as me once

My worst nightmare is happening: a stranger is incessantly yapping at me while I’m in the waiting area of my tattoo shop

I know I’m old because I just got excited that trash bags and dishwasher pods are a part of a cyber Monday deal

I would absolutely go through a table at a Bills tailgate if there was snow