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Tom Reid

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funny lefty in Minneapolis MN; avid gardener,decent home chef, animal lover #adoptdontshop I get my news from @wonkette and @tpm and The Fucking News on Substack. Also the Onion of course. Had to cancel the rest for being awful.

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Today, House Republicans will take their 70th day off with pay in the last 82 days.

13.10.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4752    ๐Ÿ” 2028    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 192    ๐Ÿ“Œ 113
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Trump approves mining road, delivers $70 million windfall to MAGA billionaire On April 6, 2024, a procession of Range Rovers, Aston Martins, and Bentleys rolled up to the Palm Beach mansion of billionaire John Paulson. The occasion was a glitzy fundraiser for Donald Trumpโ€™s pre...

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09.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That Pete Hegseth Speech Couldโ€™ve Been A Spam Email For Boner Pills Oh my fucking God.

That Pete Hegseth Speech Couldโ€™ve Been A Spam Email For Boner Pills
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30.09.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was happier with the status quo ante in which I wasn't really quite sure which one was Ben Shapiro and which one was Charlie Kirk or whether they were actually two different people at all.

21.09.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 272    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Axios: Trump says prosecutor fired after gaining "UNUSUALLY STRONG" Democratic support

Axios: Trump says prosecutor fired after gaining "UNUSUALLY STRONG" Democratic support

When you are a stenographer for a government abusing its powers

21.09.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 632    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Is There Any Hope? Has the plane already crashed?

Is There Any Hope?
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21.09.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐ŸšจNEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump ain't sleeping tonight. ๐Ÿคฃ

This is a must-watch. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

19.09.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5820    ๐Ÿ” 2783    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 341

A follow up question: Why are Memes of an overweight Pepe the Frog called Groypers?

15.09.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Most People Know Nothing About Groypers, And That's A Problem So let's talk about Groypers!

Most People Know Nothing About Groypers, And That's A Problem
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There you go again, @robynelyse.bsky.social making us smarter.

15.09.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Charlie Kirk in his own words: โ€˜prowling Blacksโ€™ and โ€˜the great replacement strategyโ€™ The far-right commentator didnโ€™t pull his punches when discussing his bigoted views on current events

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14.09.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1648    ๐Ÿ” 475    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
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Animal shelter evacuated after FBI incinerates meth at facility Fourteen staff were hospitalised and 75 cats and dogs evacuated.

Kash Patelโ€™s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...

14.09.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8223    ๐Ÿ” 3728    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 756    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1174
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Conservatives Want To Be Middle-School Bullies And Have Us Kiss Their Asses Back But that only really works in middle school.

Conservatives Want To Be Middle-School Bullies And Have Us Kiss Their Asses Back
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11.09.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How do you respond when a famous person whose ideology you abhor is shot and killed? The same way you respond to every death in a world too full of it

This helps -
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11.09.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look on my works, ye Mighty Labors of Destruction and Creation

Look on my works, ye Mighty
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02.09.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

make Putin great again

16.08.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kaivan Shroff (@kaivanshroff) โ€œDespite the gravity of what happened, national attention has already drifted away.โ€ Just 2 months ago, today, Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered by a Trump supporter. Read and subscribe...

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16.08.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Davis has been married four times to three husbands. The first three marriages ended in divorce in 1994, 2006, and 2008. Davis has two daughters from her first marriage and
twins, a son and another daughter, who were born five months after her divorce from her first husband. Her third husband is the biological father of the twins, the children being conceived while Davis was still married to her first husband. The twins were adopted by Davis's current husband, Joe Davis, who was also her second husband; the couple initially divorced in 2006 but later remarried.

Davis has been married four times to three husbands. The first three marriages ended in divorce in 1994, 2006, and 2008. Davis has two daughters from her first marriage and twins, a son and another daughter, who were born five months after her divorce from her first husband. Her third husband is the biological father of the twins, the children being conceived while Davis was still married to her first husband. The twins were adopted by Davis's current husband, Joe Davis, who was also her second husband; the couple initially divorced in 2006 but later remarried.

quick reminder that kim davis has no business dictating anyone elseโ€™s personal life when hers is the stuff of white trash reality shows

11.08.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2597    ๐Ÿ” 647    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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I Keep Saying It: Donald "Diapers" Trump is Going To Collapse Into a Pile of Gooey Shit You know what keeps me up at night: What happens when an empire built entirely on fear and opportunism finally meets the inevitable moment when even the vultures realize the corpse is too toxic to fee...

I hope sheโ€™s right! A great read either way. open.substack.com/pub/thedruid...

10.08.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport) Itโ€™s not really necessary to mock Kristi Noem since South Park has already done such a good job of it, but hereโ€™s the actual anti-drug slogan she approved when she was Governor of South Dakota

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10.08.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Fires Next Time Iโ€™ve told you a few times of my difficulty launching the DOJ-in-exile...

The Fires Next Time talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-f...

09.08.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Red Queen Fallacy Humans weren't made to tick off checklists and clear inboxes. We've lost sight of who we are, amid the mindless excesses of hustle culture and a drive-thru existence. Here's the case for slowing down.

The Red Queen Fallacy
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30.07.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stephen Colbert Spoke Truth To Power, Say Friends In Power With Their Own Definition Of โ€˜Truthโ€™ Is truth unchanging law?

"Admittedly, โ€œtruth to powerโ€ is a tiresome expression, which explains why Hakeem Jeffries used it. Every morning, Jeffries probably consults his โ€œTiresome Expression of the Dayโ€ calendar.

"Stephen Colbert Spoke Truth To Power, Say Friends In Power With Their Own Definition Of โ€˜Truthโ€™

28.07.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MAGA Demands Canada Quits Ruining Summer Where there's smoke, there's ire!

MAGA Demands Canada Quits Ruining Summer www.wonkette.com/p/maga-deman...

Brad Finstad, Michelle Fischbach, Pete Stauber, and Tom Emmer! so embarrasing

13.07.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jonathan Edward Durham on Substack "Why am I so sad today?" | ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad

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11.07.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jonathan Edward Durham on Substack "Why am I so sad today?" | ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad

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03.07.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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VIDEO: Discolored Hands, Neck Patches, Slurring and Rambling - Trump's Bizarre Flag Pole Appearance Creates More Questions Around Trump's Health Rambling rants, bruised hands, a bandaged neck, and bizarre claims mark one of Trumpโ€™s most disturbing public appearances to date at White House flag pole 'Lifting'.

VIDEO: Discolored Hands, Neck Patches, Slurring and Rambling - Trump's Bizarre Flag Pole Appearance Creates More Questions Around Trump's Health
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21.06.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Most Pathetic Thing Trump Has Ever Done The Most Pathetic Thing Trump Has Ever Done

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13.06.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆHAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!โค๏ธ

LOVE IS LOVE.๐Ÿ’™

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