@astroscounty.bsky.social
Need to have a lie-down.
Congratulations to Bonesaw City on their win
29.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking ball went straight through 76 people like a bullet in a Bugs Bunny cartoon
29.11.2025 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YOU DOZY TWATS
29.11.2025 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02-2!
29.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WELL WELL WELL
29.11.2025 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a Champagne Bossa Nova
In the sky
If at any moment those Leeds “defenders” would like to step to the Man City bloke with the ball and at least try to stop them from firing missiles from 10 yards out that would be great
29.11.2025 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Leeds get relegated this season I’m driving to Palo Alto or wherever and demanding a meeting with the 49ers
29.11.2025 15:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BOOME- wait that’s actually good advice
29.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ol Pete needs to read up on the Peleus Trial
29.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s not that I want A&M to win. It’s that I like Elko and hate Sark
29.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hegseth is uniquely unqualified to do pretty much anything but be on Fox News, but getting kicked in the dick for multiple news cycles is objectively more hilarious than just withdrawing his nomination
23.01.2025 17:47 — 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0They should have played this UT/A&M game at a neutral site in between. Giddings or Rockdale would have been 🔥🔥🔥
29.11.2025 00:42 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Got my scholarship revoked for crawling in the Injury Tent to take a lil nap
28.11.2025 21:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy Hell
28.11.2025 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My watch: "You can still do it!"
Me: "I have a torn muscle in my side. No, I cannot."
What idiot called it “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” and not “Country Crock of Shit”
28.11.2025 16:48 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0You save 100% of the money you don’t spend
28.11.2025 16:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is how Miserable Piece Of Shit Stephen Miller spent his Thanksgiving evening
28.11.2025 13:54 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Inspired by the Louvre heist, French authorities believe that a ladder propped up against a snail could hold the key to unlocking the mystery
28.11.2025 12:43 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Jeez that’s awful!
28.11.2025 12:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also my blood pressure still drops one point for every mile I get south of I-20
28.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Starting Day 816 of sobriety
Sitting back after seven hours in the car with an HEB Clementine Passion Fruit mineral water and that’s three straight Thanksgivings and 815 Days sober
28.11.2025 02:37 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Boy that Fox Nation network looks like a steamin pile of shit
27.11.2025 21:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Thanksgiving, @ryanlostintx.bsky.social
27.11.2025 19:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
27.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 8I bet they were strapped with knives under their shoulder pads
27.11.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RIP In Peace to Stephen Miller, who crawled his little body inside a turkey to take a nap and ended up getting cooked at 350 degrees. He will not be mourned and his wife is ecstatic
27.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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