Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy

Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy

@astroscounty.bsky.social

Could go for some tacos, and a nap

1,174 Followers 1,041 Following 4,944 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 hour ago

Just blown to pieces in a Shoney’s in Mobile

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3 hours ago

Just finished it. That book was 200 pages too long

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5 hours ago

Tater sounds exactly like you would expect an adult male named Tater would sound like

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5 hours ago

I talked to a guy named “Tater” on the phone today.

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5 hours ago

I don’t know man. I think it’s entirely possible that Hegseth heard “No Quarter” somewhere and thought it sounded like something a guy with a big dick would say without really understanding what it means

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9 hours ago

Putin playing Trump (who is responding willfully) is like playing chess with a three-year old making vroom-vroom noises with a rook

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9 hours ago

ME: i guess i'm just looking for something i haven't found out there yet, y'know, someone who sees through all the lies and hypocrisies of this effed up world and understands the profound truths of my heart

MY AI GIRLFRIEND: how relatable! here are seven fun — and inventive — ways to kill yourself

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19 hours ago

They all have JFS (Just Fucking Stupid) to such a degree that there will be no
lessons learned, no curiosity about how to do government, no plan to wind it down or to get better. The world is exactly the way it was in 1979 to them (except the president is on Russia’s side)

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2 days ago
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22 hours ago

Strait of Hormel

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23 hours ago

Anyone who does not work to help me out against the Epstein Class/Dem Strategist Nothing-Has-Changed-Since-1993 then I will actively work to remove you from office and, should the opportunity present itself, throw a milkshake at your head

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1 day ago

I snorted

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1 day ago

Hoping for some outtakes where they hit this dude with a sock full of bar soap

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1 day ago

Trump would absolutely let Spider-Man lie in state at the Capitol

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1 day ago

[clicks so hard I put my thumb through my phone]

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1 day ago

Keep that THANG on you, Mick

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1 day ago

what

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1 day ago

[normal speaking voice] I do, Chris

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1 day ago

[Drops to 0-1 after an Opening Day loss]

Mark DeRosa: Well fellas, you can't win em all. Good job this season, had high expectations and just fell short. See you next year.

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1 day ago

“Join us on CBS for the series premiere of ‘NCIS:CSI:FBI:UFC’”

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1 day ago

But wait! Here comes the Coast Guard to finish off the fox with three missiles (one missed and hit a playground, very sad, but Illegal Fox!)!

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2 days ago

I have listened extensively to Charles MINGus, if that helps

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2 days ago

No I was NOT looking at teaching jobs in Wyoming

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2 days ago

This Valverde cat for Real Madrid is the best Valverde in sports since Former Astros Great Jose Valverde

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2 days ago

The Kansas City Royals have as many pennants (2) as the New York Yankees since 2002 (also 2)

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2 days ago

Chili’s Regional Manager, before violating someone’s human rights

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2 days ago

He majored in eligibility

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2 days ago

Former Astros Greats Phil Humber and Armando Galarraga

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2 days ago

A truly blessed set of Remembering Some Guys

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2 days ago

[Nods in Phil Humber]

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