Heather (Bubblegum)

Since your hair is on the shorter side these days, I'd go with a light amount of hair oil. And then maybe one of those japanese hair wax sticks or a light holding hair spray.

I have seen so many people online admitting to 'falling victim to the bunnies on the trampoline video'. Like I've seen tweets and reels lamenting this multiple times. But I have never seen what video they're referring to. Am I being gaslit?

Despite this, I'm a big fan of just cold messaging people whose work I love lately. Amazing what comes of it!

Started following a novel translator on Instagram and reached out that I really appreciated his work and the important context he gave the book in his translator's note. He said i made his day, which in turn makes my day. But then he followed me back. 😳 so now he'll see how stupid I actually am 😫

Onion headline pitch:
Tragedy Strikes as Woman with Bangs Loses Purse Comb