Merri, Merri, Quite Contrary

I've literally wanted that long, long ago. ...and now I'm considering ball joint tattoos, so this tracks actually.

CNC yuri revenge you say 👀

C&C Yuri’s Revenge, but it’s the other kind of Yuri

The anxious tyrant would like to check in and make sure you actually enjoyed her cruelly and callously enforcing her desires on you without any respect or recognition

_FINALLY_ getting to read this and--

I didn't need that gut punch. Just...why? Who hurt you? 😭

Problematic boot size gap.

this princess swoons and faints like an actual princess and that's beautiful

No, the Maine.

Came here to tag you the moment I saw this post.

who'd he get this time?

Read this... This is good...

Note, Castor plants are not illegal to own (as far as I know...), but you can mash the beans and through a fairly simple extraction process, derive one of the most toxic proteins on earth, ricin.

It took me weeks to go back and finish the final chapter, but absolutely worth it.

These are castor beans (Ricinus communis), I don't think those are.

For a moment I thought they might be castor beans, but I don't think so.

Periodic reminder that I wrote a full-length mechsploi novel last year and it's very good! One of the more fucked up works in the space for sure; give it a read if you're a fan of truly-nauseating women, Communism, or nonconsensual brain surgery - or best, all 3!

archiveofourown.org/works/626280...

Very vulnerable to exploitation and the whims of most experienced women in the Imperial court that promise to take care of her, in exchange for some very normal favors.

thinking about a royal princess being forced into an imperial role and finding herself surrounded by politics infinitely more complex than anything she's ever experienced before

🙅‍♂️Horny jail

🙆‍♂️Community-based Horny support and rehabilitation resources + full legalization of Horny

Mechs accumulating neural bleed in their uplinks, giving them "personalities" like horses. That one is skittish. That one only likes women! Oh, that one needs a firm hand, but they'll respect you for life if you put them in their place.

Hmm? That one in the back? We don't really talk about... her.

This is incredible. Very well done. Tickles the brain in all the right ways.

honestly, plaintively begging people to think about power when they think about politics

politics is not about being right, it's not about justice - that's what *our* politics is about, but politics as such is about who has power, and how much. if we don't have power, things we want will not happen

Two-handed swordbreaker

I've got a 1994 Bruichladdich single malt I will finish that day.

I think now if I didn't go into the military in 2008/2009 I would have come out within the next 5-10 years... But, I also worry I would have spiraled into depression and not survived long before that, though.

My Discover feed every damn day: