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If we're honest, this is more a burn on Iowa than it is Wisconsin. Which, as a native-born Iowan who thinks Kirk Ferentz sucks, I can tell you is entirely the point.

YouTube video by Amy Rigby - Topic Don't Break the Heart

My walkhomefromthebar music tonight was Amy Rigby's "Don't Break the Heart" and now it is yours because if you HAVEN'T heard it, and this entire record, you fucking well should.
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This is not to pile on, I have to LIVE here after all, but just an objective observation that Wisconsin getting their asses kicked by Iowa 37-0 is like a normal marginally good team beating you 78-0.

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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A snip from an internet search framed on link to OpenBible.info with the headline "What Does the Bible Say About Werewolves?" and a sample of the text on that page that I'm not taking the time to transcribe because it contains fuckall about werewolves.

I'll save everyone some time, this links to a page with, by my count, THIRTY-SIX (36) bible verses and exactly none of them mentions werewolves.

Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.

the person who invents a healthy cigarette is going to go down as the greatest to ever live

Mamdani: I run against a disgraced former governor who, in this moment, has chosen to issue a statement in which he cannot even say the name Tish James, nor the name Donald Trump.

If you cannot say Trump’s name today—how will you stand up to him tomorrow?

Look, I don't care if you sell real estate, if you put your office in what is obviously an old Dairy Queen you should have ice cream in there.

i’m so relieved he didn’t win the nobel prize otherwise i’d have had to throw mine away

I'm sick of my awesome personality ruining lives and children's parties.

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I'm starting a secret society and--fuck

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Just found out there was a Norman castellan named Walter FitzAnger, which, by my half-assed sense of etymology, means Walter, SON OF ANGER, and I may be legally changing my name.

I kinda gravitate to

Caution - we're coming for your head
So call the Feds and get files to shred
Every textbook read said bring you the bread
But guess what we got you instead?

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

not bsky not mastodon but a secret third thing (cake)

Shitposters of the Fediverse - Mastodon Starter Pack Posters that primarily post jokes, likely with some level of internet-poisoned brain rot. (Some politics and other interests may be included) Many (but not all) are users who were/are on bluesky.

If you noticed I’ve been a little quiet the last few days, here’s why! I’ve been frantically trying to track all the bluesky users getting setup on Mastodon.

Not leaving bluesky (yet), but to be honest the party is kind of over there right now. Check out the world without CEOsars 🤷‍♂️

(On this week’s episode of Breaking Bud)

Judge: There’s nothing in the law that says a dog can’t manufacture methamphetamine!

my pussy is too tight for tampons any time i try to put one in it shoots back out and ricochets off the toilet to insert itself directly into my ass

don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and

Got a COVID booster today, in a sane world a normal medical maintenance thing to do but today it served a quiet entreaty to RFKjr and every last Republican nazi cunt in America to fuck off into a tire fire.

Oh holy shit, I had a year like this one week. ✊ Solidarity.

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker I didn’t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money. https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1975375120123478491 Quote Corey Walker @CoreyWriting · 16h The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.

As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.

i’ll never get over how some people pointed out trump was going to do project 2025 and then eventually the media asked trump if he was going to do project 2025 and he said “never heard of it” and the media decided he surely couldn’t be lying about that one

I hate when I’m shitting on liberals and some rando conservative pops up in the comments all excited because they think I’m one of them. Like, oh HELL no, you can get tf outta here even faster Chadley

I’m. So. Tired.

I don’t just want you to pay attention to Chicago because I want you to understand our plight. I want you to see how hard people are fighting and know wtf you’re made of. We’re not just fighting for this place. This is for all of us.