Hell yeah, brother
Just imagining Jesus in interviews being like “well my mum was an ordinary housewife and my stepdad is a carpenter so I’ve always identified as working class” and then someone checks his Wikipedia page
seriously, we each eBay a 1988-1994 box of unopened cards (brand of your choosing) and whenever the vibes are bad we just go open a pack and start naming who is in it. The boxes are plentiful and many are sub $20.
Someone put a truth social post in your timeline? Look here its an Andy Van Slyke!
The definition changed
when i say that CK3 is The Final Game, i mean it in that every game you kinda want is in there if you put the effort to find it
Many people are saying that Donald Trump’s hands are shaking because he knows he’s in the Epstein files, and that the aspirin is to alleviate his stress headaches, which are from knowing that he’s in the Epstein files
King
A gritty reboot of Boss Baby where boss baby gets really into crypto and fascist politics
Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
The Me too era would likely have been very unkind to him as well.
NEEEEEERD
It was a terrible product in general well before today.
In this house we stan "Mayonaise"
I HAVE NOW RESTORED THE ROMAN EMPIRE. THERE IS A BEAUTIFUL CEASEFIRE IN ITALY THERE IS NO WAR WITH THE GOTHS AND THERE IS UNIVERSAL PROSPERITY, ANYBODY SPREADING RUMOURS ABOUT A plague IS WRONG, THER IS ALSO NO HERESY ANYMORE ALL IS ORTHODOX
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, YOUR EMPEROR
Criticize the part
Goddamnit!
I'll probably consider changing this roughly one million times
Technically, yes
Mike Kingery
You, foolish: "Sports are a distraction from the material conditions of the masses. It operates as propaganda to protect the ruling class."
Me, wise: "Jose Vizcaino"
I mean the people complaining are correct, there really was a lot of dong in 28 Years Later
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing
Sad dads, this is our day and this is our soundtrack
Christian Pulisic:
Don’t want to lose sight of the fact that the No Kings rallies were planned specifically as counterprogramming to Trump’s parade. Imagine if you were planning a birthday party and bars nationwide announced they’d hold Fuck That Guy’s Birthday Night and like 15 times as many people showed up to those
Seniors in Salt Lake City heading out for a #nokingsprotest in front of their assisted living facility.
Great moments in "holy shit, go outside!"
Yes
