Patrick

The ref looking at the shirt and knowing he has to give him another yellow is so fucking funny. Great moments in Leagues Cup history right here.

My favorite thing about Georgi’s Jesus Is King shirt is that it is Adidas branded. Which is an official sponsor of Leagues Cup.

Leagues Cup really is an evil demonic tournament because Georgi can’t show off his Jesus Is King shirt without getting a red card.

Mia Fishel rocking a jack Skellington t shirt

Jack Skellington graphic t fit check. That’s my new forward!

not to be hyperbolic but this is legitimately one of the greatest strikes i’ve ever seen

Cruz Azul altitude merchants?

Sounders good

I would pay for an extra paywall fees of no close up cuts

I may be the only defender of the MLS Apple deal, but dear god the production is dog shit

eBay listing for sounders fleece toilet seat lid and tank top cover set

Sounders match today!

I am pouring out all of my Más+ Positive Hydration by Messi in solidarity with the MLS deep state

Southland Tales x Eddington x Under the Silver Lake the shit post as movie triple feature.

Still thinking about Eddington and how Richard Kelly should be let out of directors jail!

Internet would be 30% better if I never had to see videos from aspiring influencers with no food background reviewing restaurants.

Cal Raleigh hitting dongs to “Fuel” is the most algorithmic sports thing specifically made for me to ever happen in real life

We love big Cal don’t we folks!

The haters and losers bullied Julio out of the all star game

Memories v. SKC 💫

The home fans showed JMo love as he scored his fourth v. SKC back in 2023 😆

Big baller brand family photo

The only BBB I recognize

Sexy green m&m with United States flag in a grocery store

One dog shit nation under sexy green m&m

One nation under dog shit

Have the Costco guys done a collab with P.O.D.? Could be a good opportunity to get “Boom here comes the boom ready or not” back in the cultural zeitgeist.

X ray of a toy car in Ryan Dunns butt from jackass 1

New lorde album cover

Kinda looks like

Has anyone photoshopped the X-ray picture when Ryan Dunn put a toy car up his butt in Jackass The Movie as the new Lorde album cover?

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Lmao man I’m just trying to add to my kit collection

When is Messi going to wear the shirt?

Deflected shot doesn’t count score a real goal against a CONCACAF team

15 minutes in and PSG hasn’t scored on the Sounders? More like Piss Saint Germain

CJ McCollum you have one final job.

CBA better do its job on this Thunder franchise I swear to god.