the homophobic boy detective

the homophobic boy detective

@gaorush.bsky.social

im aalto - 26 - they/them or it/its - i block freely Not NSFW but no minors, please ❤️ @chestmouth.bsky.social pfp by @ricecakehomie.bsky.social

3,283 Followers 201 Following 36,455 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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Had to call my vacation early since I got very sick which sucks and I'm rly sad about it but at least I have cookie to help me feel a little better

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2 months ago
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this is what diglett looks underground like to me

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2 months ago
diglett above ground on fours
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15 hours ago
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15 hours ago

You start feeling a universal clarity that is both as terrifying as it is human

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15 hours ago

It just kinda feels like you can move again

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18 hours ago
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クリアした: バイオハザード レクイエム ニンテンドースイッチ2版 (Insanity, off Jordan's Switch)

もしそれがバイオスライムと呼ばれていたら、それはひどいことにならないだろうか?

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2 months ago
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19 hours ago
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GET DOWN SHES TYPING AN ESSAY

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1 day ago

Jordan: "you know I'm a progressive person, right?"
>proceeded to choke the closest queer person in the room
>shits self
>walks outside in the rain

What did he mean by this

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1 day ago
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Shit is bad and I need money. I'm selling off as many of my things as possible, but not having much luck. I have my ebay listings linked, as well as a spreadsheet of my for-sale Gunpla. If you want to buy any of my Gundams, PLEASE DM me! Negotiating OK for the eBay stuff.

www.ebay.com/usr/jacl8802

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21 hours ago

dog this sweatshirt makes me look so much fatter Jesus Christ

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21 hours ago

No my pants just cut off at the ankles

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22 hours ago

Got an uber and the driver parked in front of us for 5 seconds then drove off without even looking at us walking towards the car #beastmode

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23 hours ago

Vendetta is top tier

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23 hours ago

All of them

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1 day ago
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DOUKUTSU MONOGATARI REPRESEEEEEEEENT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=THL7...

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1 day ago
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1 day ago

little girl at this chili's just looked at me and kept saying "your favorite number is 6 7"

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1 day ago

In Europe investigating all ties to Umbrella

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1 day ago

M2 made R3make yeah

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1 day ago

Cheez: Luigi has more sex appeal than Mario but only when he's gay

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1 day ago
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Dragon Ball DAIMA

this shit was good

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1 day ago
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Shoutouts to eri

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1 day ago

There are worlds in which we know frightening little about

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1 day ago

Ninja Storm

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1 day ago

the firm but gentle "stop" near the end sent me so hard i started getting lightheaded

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1 day ago

sorry due to inflation and rising production costs i can only give you Four Five

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