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@zalius.bsky.social

She/he/it I guess useless but cute says "meow" out loud unironically likes rain Unfortunately complicated gender identity Ask me about my half life 2 maps

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Rennala from Elden Ring with big boobs, giving one of her futa students a nursing handjob -> Moon mommy mammary milking. The game has some pretty cool characters dont it, I have got to say though... I am terrible with their names, they all sound the same to me.
#ELDENRING #Rennala #nsfw

18.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real

17.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real

17.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact they know to *avoid* going to the places she is is ominous

17.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Promising headline that completely overstates what is expressed in the actual text

Discord's response can be summed up to saying they're aware of the ethical and security problems, but they're not doing anything of substance to protect or respect users, and will make zero substantial policy changes

15.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2447    πŸ” 1522    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

Girl who's balls out (me)

15.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The routine for dumb dickgirls is simple:
-try to cover your bulge
-get found out
-get restrained
-get edged and laughed at
-try not to cum so that the only people who know this happened are the crowd around you right now
-hope no one recognizes your outfit when this ends up online

14.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"DickGirlWatch" has been trending on every social media platform for 6 years straight, thank god the law requires them to censor the faces of anyone posted under these conditions, the 2021 online sexual harassment act explicitly states that *identifiable* individuals cannot be posted without consent

14.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The desperate red faced crotch covering gives you away way more than the bulge you can count the veins on, if you're caught like this in public your hands will be held behind your back, your cock will be teased, physically and verbally, no one present will ever look at you the same way again

14.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

World where you can transition super easily and your gender is always respected, but the fast-hrt used to achieve this makes your shit swollen and inflamed and really sensitive, and although you're not gonna be misgendered, you will be incessantly bullied and laughed at for being a girl with a penis

14.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This and he/him pronouns

14.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mid key Annie culture

12.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've committed to *EVERY* npc mech in my lancer campaign, bar a few such as remotely piloted or automated ones, having a unique callsign that will be visible to the players, this means I will inevitably include some that are weird, stupid, references to other things, etc, but that's fun though

11.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

500 Merles

11.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

she's kinda. y'know. *mimes sucking a dick but i gag and actually puke in real life*

11.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 495    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Transmeds will say "trans people nowadays are just hype moments and aura" unironically

11.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god wait that's me oh no

11.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gang, if an Ara is sitting on your face there is a 0% chance she's not blasting you with exhaust fumes, Aras would 100% be into that

10.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see more to them but I respect it

10.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not a nice thing to be talking about even though it's just in the realm of kink stuff and I feel bad that people who know me who maybe weren't seeking it out may have had to see it because of me

10.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so sincerely sorry you had to see this

10.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Storch raping Adler as he's giving a presentation on appropriate workplace conduct
Also Adler has mascara running down his face

10.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Storch who rapes you as a warning

10.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Storches are actually incapable of having consensual sex, any sex you have with one, regardless of consent, is categorically rape

10.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In 2026 you can get a hand job in public from a mother fucker from San Diego named "Taste Experience" without ever knowing a single one of their pronouns, you couldn't do that in 1867

10.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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they're gonna need facial ID, bro. now's the time to buy your kigurumi mask.

09.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Lyn from Fire Emblem with a massive discolored penis on her body, because nerd boys cum harder when their childhood waifus have huge uncontrollable cocks.

Lyn from Fire Emblem with a massive discolored penis on her body, because nerd boys cum harder when their childhood waifus have huge uncontrollable cocks.

Loser πŸ«΅πŸ˜†

06.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This git cracks hub

06.02.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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