LSTR-E621 “Muse”

what do i have to do. what do i have to be for a cute girl to grab me by the hair, pull my head back, spit in my mouth, and call me a good dog. like i’ll bark. i’ll wag. i’ll hump furniture if that’s what it takes. please. i’m begging. be so mean to me.

Eule getting teased over her tiny dick and when someone smugly asks “what’s it like when it’s hard?” she stammers, blushing bright, trying to explain that it… already is. Which just makes them laugh harder and call it even more pathetic. Poor thing’s throbbing... but you couldn't tell.

I am in the process of moving and also a little depressed teehee i will horny post again sometime

storch with tiny little dick

kolibri with monster cock

that's the post

im gonna hit you with a newspaper

Been nonstop playing Resident Evil 4 (remake).

I'm about to break 200 hours in it, lmao.

I have around the same on the OG on Steam.

Gods only know how many hours I have on the PS2 and Wii versions.

I wanna squish em like stress balls.

Boobs.

Gonna play Cronos: The New Dawn!

Silent Hill 2 Remake by Bloober gave me some confidence in them!

What's sex? Im a hands-on learner by the way.

New gender dropped.

drawing of a Signalis OC. Kirsche the Eule is sitting comfortably, wearing a pink strap-on harness with a bright pink toy attached, patting her thigh in an inviting gesture. the chibi versions of Limette and Kestrel stare at her with wide eyes, Kestrel significantly more surprised and flustered. Kirsche: Wanna take a seat? There's room for both of you Limette: (quietly) ooh i'd like that Kestrel: (thought bubble) holy moly

she's a two-seater 😋

i know i said Limette would wear the strap, but the vision of Kirsche having a cute bright pink one wouldn't leave me alone

"eule giving a storch a nursing handjob" -> ill be honest i was way off base here cause i hadn't thought about nursing outside of a medical context in like 10 years I literally forgot
I will be looking up phrasing from now on 🫡
#SEXNALIS

I hate my job my coworker saw my Shadow the Hedgehog shirt and asked mockingly if I was too old to enjoy sonic like bro stfu you only play call of duty 😭

I support this

Dubious creature

Slides this horny STORCH sketch here and runs awaY

(Someone should help her probably)
#SIGNALIS #SIGNALISFANART

nooooo don’t take off my chestplate and expose my big dumb replika titties 😩 that would be soooo terrible… such a violation… i’d be soooo upset… it would be so awful for a cute girl to do that...

We will just have to sit you down at a girls only kissing booth then >:3

No signature required, just ask a cute girl if they wanna smooch

you know what, i don’t even blame the Storch for stabbing that dumb Eule tape. it *was* annoying. maybe if they listened to something with actual teeth, like punk, metal, or hardcore, I wouldn’t be so “shocked.”

💅 now pass me my headphones i need to stim.

This needs extensive testing

Yeahhh that ARA ain't leaving the Geier dorms. #Signalis

Muse rubbing one out mid-facial piercing like “what?? don’t look at me like that it’s called pain management, be normal.”

Switching out my monster energy with bug juice 😤

kolibri been beaming so many gay little thoughts into adler’s head that he fully stopped worshipping falke and started jerking it to his own reflection. bro looked in the mirror once and it was over. mans is in full selfcest mode and is in desperate search for another adler unit.

I'm sure hearing Good Girl constantly would also be a plus 👉👈

"can we get ariane and elster under the table dennys hoofjob" -> "ready to order or do you two still need a moment?"
#SEXNALIS

I did get a shadow the hedgehog shirt 😔