Lisa Nic

Just because your shit isn’t as shit as someone else’s shit doesn’t mean your shit isn’t shit and you are entitled to feel shit about your shit.

Max had bought himself some fresh kicks ready to break in for the new season

Said goodbye to my best friend today. It absolutely fucking sucks. My sun worshipping, loving little cuddle monster. 5 years wasn’t long enough

Could that be a metaphor for how you are feeling at the moment too? You are the trapped ladybird and once the can figure out how to help you remove the hair you can fly away.

I’ve seen people complaining that it just looks like a Boro shirt. Isn’t that the point? You look at a shirt from Arsenal, Newcastle etc and know it’s their shirt. We’ve had some god awful ones so I’m happy to stick with traditional. The away is the shirt to go a bit jazzy with not the home.

His injury was both unfortunate for him and the team. Not a flair player so can slip under the radar but he has that willingness to fight and we are a better team with him in it. I could see him as captain in a few years if he becomes a long stay

The sky is on fire. The end is nigh

Do the blokes still have photos of them holding a fish?

House Martins have built a nest on the side of my house. Wonder if they’ll do Happy Hour

Lulu was doing our heads in as she couldn’t make her mind up whether she wanted to be in or out (she can’t get in herself as her legs don’t work properly) so we fashioned her a ramp from some loft crawl boards. The new house is officially disabled dog accessible now.

Is there such a thing as too much gin 🫣

Razorlight

I met a girl She asked me my name I told her what it was

Successful matchmaking event from the odd sock bag. Oddly (or not as the case may be) satisfying.

Still about 50 socks still awaiting their solemate (sorry)

They bit where she says “the answers to” is silent it’s a metaphor about lack of communication in relationships

Getting some weird and wonderful wildlife at our new house. The other night we had a hare watching us through the window. Today this hedgehog looking caterpillar and some alien beetle thing

Sending you gentle hugs Joel. I don’t have any words that will magically make things better but there are lots of people, including random internet strangers like me, that care about you

I use a mix, if it’s something I know I’ll need to keep I’ll use a folder. Easy access. If it’s something I know I’ll need to refer too in the short term I’ll label

When you are the son of one of the coaches you need to work extra hard. This year he’s shown how hard he can work to prove himself. Coaches player and Supporters player of the year for Max.

I’d joked earlier in the season that we were waiting to see if big Ange was sacked

I went to see a snake charmer tonight but he could get the snake out of the basket.

He had ereptile dysfunction

Ha was he a double agent all this time 🤣

See also Sheffield Wednesday on Boxing Day and away to Bristol City. Both a literal game of two halves

The Futreheads cover of Hounds of love is better than the Kate bush one. I’ve run up that hill and I’m prepared to die on it

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Just me waiting for my parent of the year award after overhearing my 9yo telling off her friend for using a racist word. Raised her right 🙌
To be fair to the kid, he immediately apologised,said he didn’t realise and wouldn’t say it again.

It’s honestly making me sick. The bleating about his nice house, his military background, his family man status, describing it as a crash. He shouldn’t be painted sympathetically, he doesn’t deserve the victim rhetoric.

Anyone who has framed shirts can you recommend what type of frame I need. After the move I’ve found my shirt and ticket from the Carling Cup Final so want to display it. #UTB #Boro

50,000 things to catch up on so instead we’re watching Friday Night Dinner for the 5th time. Shit on it

I was in the Stadium of Light* 🙈

* watching Foo Fighters

Hear me out, that result could be a good thing. The kick up the arse we need, actual proof that we are currently the shittest of the top 3 NE teams and might push us to stop playing it safe, to gamble. #Boro #UTB

Sorry to hear about your dad. We’re lucky to still have mine, he dismissed his chest pain as a bit of angina until I told him off and made him go to the dr’s. A triple bypass later and a warning not to scare us again.