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Cleffa with a Sugar Land Space Cowboys hat and bat.

Honestly shout-out to The Game Awards for having an ASL feed. I'm not D/deaf so I can't speak from that perspective, but from a learner of the language pov it's helping me brush up and add some game vocab

i need spotify wrapped but for my car

"you got stopped at exit 3 16 times this year"

"wow! you spent $2300 on maintenance this year!"

"if road raging was a game of d&d, you'd be 'the bard'"

look what these WOKE LIBERAL URBANISTS are doing to our beautiful ROADS, our CARS, and our TRAFFIC. they call this "TRAFFIC CALMING" for their FIFTEEN MINUTE CITIES, but i call this a TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE. #traffic #cars #urbanism

slenderman who migrated from twitter to bluesky be like collect my mutuals

Happening now: crews are installing physical protection for the new bike lanes on Broad Street.

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what if I like digimon, bakugan, rivals of aether, genshin, taiko no tatsujin, tamogachi, star fox, final fantasy tactics, tms, bloodborne, lawsuits, and text-to-speech covers?

its kinda crazy how different the vibes are over here

like, it's still an overall goofy silly vibe, but it feels 10x more genuine without the verified account engagement bait

guys i have an idea

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

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