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My brother split up with his girlfriend, and removed her from the family WhatsApp. But we all really like her, so we created a new group with her, but without him. This has now become the main family WhatsApp. Fesshole GOLD from 9th November 2020

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Boy swims four hours through rough seas to save mother and siblings off Western Australia Teen swims 4km, two without a life jacket, to sound alarm which led to the discovery of his family * Follow our Australia news live blog for latest updates * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast A 13-year-old boy saved his mother and two younger siblings on Friday evening, swimming four hours in fading light and rough conditions, after they were swept out to sea in South West Western Australia. The family were holidaying in Quindalup, 250km south of Perth, when strong winds pushed their inflatable paddleboards and kayak offshore from Geographe Bay. Continue reading...

Boy swims four hours through rough seas to save mother and siblings off Western Australia

All this time following you for your tremendous posts, and now i learn you have a website!, what a great day.

Rangers or isles fans?

Rangers and Islanders make it official: Carson Soucy is going to Long Island. Blueshirts get a 2026 third-round pick.

Rare trade between these two clubs!

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

A nurse. A researcher. A helper.

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

Rangers lineup tonight vs. Senators:

Panarin-Zibanejad-Lafrenière
Miller-Trocheck-Cuylle
Othmann-Laba-Perreault
Raddysh-Carrick-Brodzinski

Gavrikov-Schneider
Robertson-Borgen
Soucy-Morrow

Quick
Martin

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia https://theonion.com/trump-urges-supporters-to-move-on-from-societal-disdain-for-pedophilia/

X payments incentivised misinformation in wake of Bondi shooting, expert says US social media platform X incentivised the spread of inflammatory misinformation in the wake of the Bondi Beach shootings, a digital media expert has said.

US social media platform X incentivised the spread of inflammatory misinformation in the wake of the Bondi Beach shootings, a digital media expert has said.

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Bondi proof that Port Arthur guns laws failing, advocate says Gun control advocates say the terrifying mass shooting in Bondi on Sunday shows Australia's firearms laws, reformed after the Port Arthur tragedy, have been weakened in the years since.

Gun control advocates say the terrifying mass shooting in Bondi on Sunday shows Australia's firearms laws, reformed after the Port Arthur tragedy, have been weakened in the years since.

Wonderful story

For 50 years, Rockalina the turtle lived on a kitchen floor. Now she has a new friend The Oreo-sized baby turtle represents a turning point in Rockalina's recovery: Spending time with her own kind.

The Oreo-sized baby turtle represents a turning point in Rockalina's recovery: Spending time with her own kind. n.pr/4s86Vsm

Meta shuts down global accounts linked to abortion advice and queer content More than 50 organisations report sites being restricted or removed, with abortion hotlines blocked and posts showing non-explicit nudity triggering warnings

Meta shuts down global accounts linked to abortion advice and queer content

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

New York goal!

Scored by Alexis Lafrenière with 06:59 remaining in the 2nd period.

Assisted by Mika Zibanejad and Artemi Panarin.

New York: 2
Vegas: 1

#VGKvsNYR #NYR #VegasBorn

He’ll always have Brisbane: Michael Neser revels in sweet day of Ashes glory | Geoff Lemon Stand-in bowler makes the most of rare chance on what could yet prove to be his final moments in Test cricket • Australia beat England by eight wickets at the Gabba In the end, the only tension was whether Brisbane’s rain would descend before Australia could knock off the last 32 runs in the final session, and so whether going 2-0 up in the Ashes would be delayed until the fifth day. It turned out that England’s resistance through the light of the afternoon had only served to dish up some evening entertainment for home fans, with Travis Head able to put on a brief show in dispatching the pink ball over the fence before he headed back the same way. And still. Through the longest partnership of the series so far, 221 balls on the hottest day of the second Test, Ben Stokes and Will Jacks made Australia work in the field, something that was perhaps worth doing for the simple fact of proving that it can be done. With Mitchell Starc tiring after leading the line all series, the contest became a grind. What it reflected about Australia’s bowling makeup was instructive. Continue reading...

He’ll always have Brisbane: Michael Neser revels in sweet day of Ashes glory | Geoff Lemon

Video shows masked Border Patrol agent chasing woman back to her Louisiana home Jacelynn Guzman said she is a U.S.-born citizen. The Department of Homeland Security said Friday that it "determined the individual in question was not the target."

Masked immigration authorities were recorded on video following a woman back to her Louisiana home during what the Department of Homeland Security is calling a “targeted immigration enforcement operation.”

Rangers lineup tonight in Ottawa:

Miller-Trocheck-Brodzinski
Panarin-Zibanejad-Lafreniere
Cuylle-Laba-Berard
Sheary-Carrick-Raddysh

Gavrikov-Schneider
Soucy-Borgen
Robertson-Morrow

Shesterkin
Martin

Elon Musk X @elonmusk• 10h X If current trends continue, Whites will go from being a small minority of world population today to virtually extinct! Wall Street Apes & @WallStreetAp... • 13h White people are on the verge of extinction Global population of white people: 100 years ago roughly 35% 50 years ago roughly 20% 25 years ago 15% Today just 8% White people are the minorities and must take their countries back. No more tolerance. No more suicidal empathy

it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi

media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.

Rangers fail to duplicate road success at MSG, fall to 2-8-1 at home after loss to Lightning The New York Rangers have an NHL-best 11 road wins, yet their play at home has been a mess by comparison.

The New York Rangers have an NHL-best 11 road wins, yet their play at home has been a mess by comparison.

Explainer: How Hong Kong's history of deadly fires shaped housing policy The Tai Po blaze of 2025 will be remembered as one of Hong Kong's deadliest, but the territory has a grim history of fire-related tragedies, many of which prompted reform.

The Tai Po blaze of 2025 will be remembered as one of Hong Kong's deadliest, but the territory has a grim history of fire-related tragedies, many of which prompted reform. In full: buff.ly/Ge0Z525

#NYR warmup lines and D pairs against VGK:
Cuylle-Zibanejad-Miller
Panarin-Trocheck-Lafreniere
Sheary-Laba-Brodzinski
Parssinen-Carrick-Raddysh

Gavrikov-Fox
Soucy-Borgen
Robertson-Schneider

Shesterkin
Quick

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

It’s bananas, watched last night and woke up thinking about it again

We’ll win tonight no problem

That’s so sad, sorry for your loss.