[Pictionary timer buzzes]
Picasso: it was a cow
Me: it certainly the fuck was not
And I’ll bet they’d know the frosted poptarts are bad for your health, too.
*cracks knuckles* uninventing poptarts is gonna be bad for yours.
Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters
I’ve told you 300 times, put butter on them! Then we will see who cheers!!!
Not for 3 more years, duhhh
Then there would never be frosted poptarts!!
Lmaoooo
Yeah!
Hell yeah!!
🤝🏻
🤝🏻
Incredible turn of events!
What if you invented something you’re really proud of and then all the villagers said it’s from the devil :(
They need to use their words!
excellent!
oh hell yeah
Yooo, I heard Bluesky is evil now.
She had legs AND a voice at the end of the movie yanno
It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans
“Hahaha, of course I’m not a witch,” I laugh, then sneeze and burst into a dozen bats.
That’s a different princess, Slim!!
She’s a mermaid
centipede: *walking by*
Ariel: whoa what’d you trade
We love you!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking nightmare world.
most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
When there are no consequences for the last bad thing, you'll get a next worse thing.
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
