Jo

“Yield to Peds” bike sign on a nature walk

American politics ✨

😂

YAYAYAYAYAY🎉🎉🎉

My alt text was spelled all wrong and y’all deserved better!

Picture of Eric Adams speaking at an event with Curtis Sliwa in the background sitting on a park bench wearing his read beret. My quote tweet from Twitter: He looks like the guy in a movie that only Eric’s character can see. Screenshot showing Mehdi Hasan retweeted me

WOOOOOO! 👏🏻

a man wearing a cowboy hat and a white jacket stands in a hallway Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat and a white jacket stands in a hallway

HOWDY FRIEND!!! 👏🏻💃🏼🪩🎉

I’m not perfect but I will be letting St. Peter know that I never used ChatGPT and I never filmed myself while driving.

they’re special occasion only now

*twirls*

[after I poll 2% of my friends] The people have spoken!

a rich one

🤝🏻

I will as long as you ignore my new accent.

tale as old as time

🙏🏻

🎉🎉🎉

🤝🏻

well well well

It’s the least I can do!!

After careful consideration, I've decided to win the lottery.

him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here

me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news

(taking seven ambient minutes to make my point) (suddenly the drumline kicks in)

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

What could you possibly want with my amulet bro you wouldn’t even know how to wield it’s power

well well well, looks like my being incredibly annoying and needlessly argumentative struck a nerve

woo woo

[scrolling the Rolling Stone’s 25 most influential creators list]

stranger
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recognize
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recognize
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know their entire life story up to Thursday
recognize
stranger

just came up with an idea for a reversible jean jacket: one side is a jean jacket and the other side is an affordable three bedroom home