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@geographyjoke.bsky.social

reality ruined my life (go tommo go)

38 Followers 38 Following 66 Posts Joined Jul 2023
11 months ago
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must post that it’s my moms birthday on all platforms!!!! love you girl!!!!!!!!!! hbd ma!!!!!!

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11 months ago

also wish i didn’t owe the irs money

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11 months ago

i wish it wasn’t so expensive to get veterinary care!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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11 months ago
a white person standing against a white exterior wall background. the person is bundled up in black cold weather clothing. they are holding up an orange piece of paper, which covers their face, and reads CRUSHIN’ THE COMPETITION and has a drawing of an orange on it the side of a row home with a fence along the bottom third. a box spring mattress is leaning on the fence and a gray cat is laying on the top edge of the box spring. no bright colors, all browns and grays. a close up shot of a computer screen on a messy desk. on screen is the Blue Screen of Death, displaying an error message that the computer needs to restart. a screenshot of the top section of an imessage screen, displaying the time and battery and the name of the group text. the name of the group is mostly obscured by a video call overlay. in the video call are two squares - one that says YOU which shows the face of me, a grumpy white person with glasses, and the other that is black with white text stating “you’re alone on the call”

march 2025 đź«€

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11 months ago

!! setting a reminder for payday

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1 year ago

got my flu shot AND my covid booster today!! same arm!!! please clap!!!!

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1 year ago

he’s my best friend

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1 year ago
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pls enjoy this bad selfie of me and charger, a cat that i watch when his mom travels

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1 year ago

hell yeah patrick!!!!!!

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1 year ago

he’s so charismatic!!!

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1 year ago

just found out the lead dude from heart eyes is cuba gooding jr’s nepo baby!!!!!! i’m mostly annoyed i didn’t figure that out myself!!!!!!

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1 year ago

this may be tmi but whatevs i just got a small what i can only describe as a period cramp which is weird bc i haven’t gotten my period since i got the bc implant in july 2023. that was frightening!!!! i cannot handle my period coming back rn

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1 year ago
Screenshots from the Game Changer episode "Second Place" where Brennan Lee Mulligan is saying "we're here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America". Post image

happy presidents day

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1 year ago

my sister is pregnant with my first nibling! happy valentine’s day!!!!!!

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1 year ago

siri how do you heal burnout when you have to keep Doing Stuff

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1 year ago
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i love my baby!!!!

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1 year ago

horrible update: ac just came by to pick it up and it was not a cat :( it was a small dog :(

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1 year ago

and no i did not get close enough to see if there was a collar tag bc 1. that’s a dead body, gross and 2. bird flu!!!!!

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1 year ago

anyway tw: animal death

there’s a dead cat in the alley behind my house :( it’s not one i recognize which is a relief i guess but it does have a collar on which breaks my heart. poor baby.

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1 year ago

and i’m sure 311 is more equipped for the volume of calls and i don’t want to just stress out one or a pair of receptionists at animal control but it’s still frustrating.

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1 year ago

an annoying thing locally is that if you have to call animal control , for example if there’s a dead animal in the alley behind your house, they don’t have a direct line? you have to call 311 and put in a request. it drives me nuts. no shade to the operator, i do just wanna talk to an AC officer tho

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1 year ago

sophie thatcher if you’re reading this….. i’m free tonight…..

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1 year ago

fully thought it was friday for like an hour. fuck you wednesday

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1 year ago

I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE IN THE OFFICE RN I SHOULD BE IN THE CLUB (in bed playing stardew valley on the switch)

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1 year ago
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lmaooo get back, foul beast!!!

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1 year ago

lmaaoooooo. i mean it was definitely probably sebastian’s fault in the most innocent way possible when they recently went to find where said filter was in the unit.

and yes the implication that we’ve never changed the filter in the 20 months we have lived here is correct.

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1 year ago

the conclusion is that we accidentally must’ve bumped something on the furnace bc it’s in the same room as our laundry machines anyway so the handyman came over yesterday evening and clicked like 2 things into place and the heat immediately kicked on 🫥

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1 year ago

why do i feel like he’s Bigger than the usual squares? is it just the fear in my heart

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1 year ago

i have a generic walmart one that i love but the lid is hard to clean so do not listen to me

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