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Kyle Weems

@cssquirrel.bsky.social

Award winning journalist and cartoonist*. Software Engineer. Umbraco MVP. Creator of Too Many Projects. *actually true, but only barely and technically.

112 Followers  |  71 Following  |  120 Posts  |  Joined: 28.06.2023  |  1.8569

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Looking for your next workspace?

We’re opening our doors to other purpose-driven businesses for sublet! If you know of any in your network (or work for one yourself) please share this info and connect them with our admin team! πŸ™οΈ πŸ’š

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06.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wyspering - Twitch [18+] Chasing myself in circles, like a cat I guess?

Chasing myself in circles, like a cat I guess?

twitch.tv/wyspering

#vtuber | #vsky | #chainedechoes

02.07.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An old ad for Campbell's beef broth served on-the-rocks after sports

An old ad for Campbell's beef broth served on-the-rocks after sports

What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your soup-on-the-rocks

30.06.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4027    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 276    πŸ“Œ 143

I'm pretty sure that's designed to prevent any bathroom breaks for the next day and a half.

26.06.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
the infamous usa today sun thermometer spread

the infamous usa today sun thermometer spread

tis the season to repost this

24.06.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 372    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 15

I wish they had the boarding time on our passes so I didn't have to race past the outgoing border checkpoint to a terminal with no restaurants and only one vending machine. But hey that's cool.

21.06.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A side of a gray office building in Odense. The only color is the yellow frame around a single window.

A side of a gray office building in Odense. The only color is the yellow frame around a single window.

Yellow.

20.06.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eric's Mom is the new MVP of #Umbraco. If you know you know. #Codegarden.

19.06.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is he the chosen one? #Umbraco #Codegarden

19.06.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not loving the smokers deciding the whole side alley is free game to smoke in. Very friendly. #codegarden

19.06.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Adventure!

19.06.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A chubby unicorn balloon. So cute!!!

A chubby unicorn balloon. So cute!!!

18.06.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What irritates me a lot in conversations around AI is sycophancy towards corps or models.

Bro, glazing billionaires, monopolists, and megacorps isn't going to make them love you.

18.06.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Odense, Wed. Part III.

18.06.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Odense, Wed. Part II.

18.06.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Odense, Wed. Part I.

18.06.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Faded wooden stairs with one plank replaced by a new one.

Faded wooden stairs with one plank replaced by a new one.

"Stairs of Theseus" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

18.06.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FYI, she crushed it. A great speaker on an important topic.

18.06.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Erica Quessenberry standing on a stage at Umbraco Community giving her talk Friendly by Design.

Erica Quessenberry standing on a stage at Umbraco Community giving her talk Friendly by Design.

Erica is talking about how to make our community friendlier by challenging our biases and privilege. #Umbraco #codegarden

18.06.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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It wouldn't be conference without the classic "get the slides working" chaos.

18.06.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The glorious Punch Wizard, a skull-headed muscular wizard, and his henchfolk: the yellow one-eyed big-brained Psiclops, the green and mean queen of suplexes She-Orc, and the incomprehensible, fish-headed blue-skinned Fishdude. The title β€œPunch Wizard and the Vile Henchmen” is over them, which is still up to negotiation. The Henchfolk Union would like to get it changed.

The glorious Punch Wizard, a skull-headed muscular wizard, and his henchfolk: the yellow one-eyed big-brained Psiclops, the green and mean queen of suplexes She-Orc, and the incomprehensible, fish-headed blue-skinned Fishdude. The title β€œPunch Wizard and the Vile Henchmen” is over them, which is still up to negotiation. The Henchfolk Union would like to get it changed.

Minions! I again regret to inform you that I am still on a trip this week (I swear it has nothing to do with Funguy the Fungi).

I do wish, however, to see who my loyal followers are. Share a doodle of your #henchsona to show us your gains! πŸ’ͺ

17.06.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's weird because 1% milk isn't the richest

16.06.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A danish two story building with at least five ladder like trellises going from the ground to the roof.

A danish two story building with at least five ladder like trellises going from the ground to the roof.

If video games have taught me anything it's that all these climbable trellises are going to make this building an attractive target for ninja and assassins.

16.06.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buzz phrase in this comvo at the #Umbraco MVP Summit that I like:

"Reducing Toil."

16.06.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had a pretty bad psoriasis flareup just before this trip, so I am a very itchy boy with hands that look like I survived the black plague.

So if you meet me that's what's going on with my leopard impersonation.

16.06.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A vinyl store called Moby Disc with a whale logo.

A vinyl store called Moby Disc with a whale logo.

As a Moby Dick fan I got a kick out of the name of this vinyl store in Odense. Which makes me wonder if the book got much attention in Denmark, considering it's not a light read.

16.06.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been an #Umbraco MVP for enough years it's really weighing down the lanyard. No good deed goes unpunished, eh?

#codegarden

16.06.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the spermaceti itself, how bland and creamy that is

15.06.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7
A cartooon image of Funguy the Fungi, a muscular mushroom man. He’s got gray skin, a red mushroom cap head with no eyes or nose and a mouth on the stalk/neck just beneath. He’s muscular and fit with red shorts and boots, and wears a lot of gold bling.

A cartooon image of Funguy the Fungi, a muscular mushroom man. He’s got gray skin, a red mushroom cap head with no eyes or nose and a mouth on the stalk/neck just beneath. He’s muscular and fit with red shorts and boots, and wears a lot of gold bling.

This last ep we met my newest henchman: Funguy the Fungi.

I’m on a trip this week, so there won’t be a new ep this upcoming Punchday (I might get some scribble’d comics up, we’ll see!) But instead, I’m asking all my henchfolk out there this:

What’s your #henchsona? Draw a hench and share!

15.06.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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