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We are the stone-faced vampires who unshackled themselves and flew free into the night. [VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //] [Check out my books! https://www.storytellersvault.com/browse.php?author=Tyler%20Rose ]

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That's Anubis.

07.11.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well go get someone who is. We have questions.

26.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weren't you all involved with the Orpheus project?

26.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, generally. Get a Mage and some Spirit and the vampire in question is gonna have a bad night.

26.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the symbol for the Harbingers of Skulls, a bloodline of vampires, now part of Clan Hecata.

They might kill you. Typically not because they're Nazis, but because they're vampires.

If you see someone with this tattoo, you can invite them to a larp too.

26.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You don't get it. The answer was always "no". 😒

26.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They used to ask us the same thing πŸ₯Ί

26.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We know the ritual was "destroyed", but even you should know that's not true...

26.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If we had a nickel for every time an Etherite Awakened at a Dr. Steel concert, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

25.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 24.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, Vsauce isn't already with the Malks? What!?

25.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck polite company and fuck the Tremere!

25.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
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// #PAXU schedule is up, links to games below!
Sporebound game Fri @ 7pm: unplugged.paxsite.com/en-us/schedu...

VTM Anarch game Sat @ 7pm: unplugged.paxsite.com/en-us/schedu...

Sporebound Escape Room Sun starting @ 2pm: unplugged.paxsite.com/en-us/schedu...

24.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for taking your seat

24.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two panel comic titled "VTM Romance Scenes"
Panel 1: Two people laying together in bed. Person one, labeled Toreador Siren says "At last, darling, it's just you and me"
Panel 2: View of the foot of the bed with a person standing there, labeled Obfuscated Nosferatu, says "And me"

Two panel comic titled "VTM Romance Scenes" Panel 1: Two people laying together in bed. Person one, labeled Toreador Siren says "At last, darling, it's just you and me" Panel 2: View of the foot of the bed with a person standing there, labeled Obfuscated Nosferatu, says "And me"

It's not just Nos though...

24.10.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
message "what do you have against the tremere" with a reply "i'm glad you asked" and almost 2-hour long voice note attached

message "what do you have against the tremere" with a reply "i'm glad you asked" and almost 2-hour long voice note attached

we're raising a new generation of vtm players. let's raise them right

23.10.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

Precisely!

21.10.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Nicolas Cage as Vampire: The Masquerade clans.

Nicolas Cage as Vampire: The Masquerade clans.

So close to Bloodlines 2. In case you need a primer on Vampire clans…

16.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Wdym "headcanon"?? This is just canon.

14.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So what about Set?

14.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He ain't on any side but his own, and sometimes not even that

09.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lesbian vampires are cool.

09.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

They barely qualify as hemophages. All that research, the collecting of materials, ensuring everything was right for the ritual that Tremere put himself at great personal risk for, and all to become a slightly worse version of existing Night Folk who can do some magic tricks to make them special.

08.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Takes one to know one!

08.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like something a low clan would say

08.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

//If you're attending #PAXU next month, definitely make time for the LARPs!

πŸ„ Friday night is Sporebound, a new game about mushroom-powered people fighting evil mold
πŸ§› Saturday night is a Vampire: The Masquerade Anarch game
πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈ Plus a LARP escape room themed around Sporebound running during the day.

08.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When it's a convenient way to punish them further, yes!

04.10.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Men will literally murder their brother on his wedding day, stalk every reincarnation of a woman who never loved them, curse an entire valley to eternal despair, and brood for centuries in a dark castle while playing pipe organ solos at 3 a.m. instead of going to therapy.

02.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Don't put him on us! 😩

02.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

November. Loads of turkey corpses across America.

02.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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