@clangargoyle.bsky.social
We are the stone-faced vampires who unshackled themselves and flew free into the night. [VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //] [Check out my books! https://www.storytellersvault.com/browse.php?author=Tyler%20Rose ]
Still haven't exploded.
Just saying.
*Our* office!? Are we allowed in again? 🙏
Thaumaturgy?
More like Thawmyturd-gy.
We'll be in our office
See? We're not all bad. We love making deals. Our whole society is built on reciprocation. We might be undead monstrosities who laugh in the face of God and science, but we're civilized, damnit!
Oh really? I seem to recall:
Tremere: Gargoyles! Help! Ceoris is on fire!
Gargoyles: no Sire, that's just the northern lights
Pretending to be a Lasombra so we don't have to comb our hair tonight
//Hello! I've published three things, but nothing since the recently interface update. Feel free to DM me.
BIRDS AREN'T REAL, THEY'RE JUST GOVERNMENT DRONES SPYING ON US
We're gonna need @thetechnocracy.bsky.social to confirm that...
We heard the TU recruited a Malkavian recently. Glad to see Dementation is still effective through rose-tinted mirror shades.
Deacon.
//Just get yourself a vibrating buttplug and a partner, and you'll be set!
Hello Sheriff!
Idk, it's pretty effective, gotta give them props for finding something so uniquely repulsive and baffling to elders
Kio? Ni cxiam parolis Esperanton. Vi estas freneza.
New Camarilla sheriff is torturing elders by playing Spongebob's Best Day Ever song on loop
This is discrimination!
Is this offer valid if you become undead post-death?
Advertise your account with a gif
I is for Inquisition, which happened surely just the once
J is for Just Kidding, the Inquisition happens twice!
K is for Kindred, calling us vampires is passe
L is for Lord Regent, whom all the good Tremere obey
E is for Embrace, where you're damned eternally
F is for Forever, how long a vampire you will be
G is for Gehenna, coming sooner than you think
H is for Hunger, which comes on fast as you can Blink
Happy Valentine’s Day to all who celebrate
She's the best! 😍
//I also put a Virstania loresheet in the V5 Gargoyle book. Not quite a descendant but it gets you a connection to her.
A is for Accounting, where your sins are not your own
B is for Baali, the best of whom are never known
C is for the Cam, the Ivory Tower stands alone
D is for Diablerie, where you're drinking from the soul
