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My Roomba just made the starting up noise in the other room for no reason and I'm pretty sure it's hinting that I do some cleaning.

a cartoon says let 's find out while a statue of liberty holds a flower Alt: It's the 1970s commercial for Tootsie Pops where the boy hands Mr Owl a Tootsie Pop and the owl says "Let's find out" in the answer to the question, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

I just ordered a 3.5lb bag of Tootsie Pops.

My basement is so cluttered and dirty that arson is starting to look like a viable solution.

the grim reaper driving a taxi full of meats and cheeses makes it a death cab for charcuterie.

A made for TV murder mystery set in the 80s, "Murder Most Grody"

I'm on my sixth COVID shot and still can't receive 5g. Is there a customer service number I can complain to?

The guy who invented the whole chiropractic thing claimed he got the idea from a ghost.

Tonight's old man plans are to get a Covid booster and then watch the Great British Bake Off.

If they also find a link between Caesarean births and autism, I'm three for three.

I think I started one there. Or attempted to. I'll have to dig around.

Happy #leiferikson day!

There's no business like teeth business...

Well, as my grandmother always said: "Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

Mine is a tshirt with figures of Princess Leia and Han Solo done in a black and white style of Day of the Dead figures (and they're holding hands).

What's the best thing you ever found?

Did you know there was also an Easter special!?

What's everyone's Kryptonite? Mine is unglazed pottery.

I long for a simpler time when people collected matchbook covers, women wore gowns to dinner and men were named Archibald Leach and Basil Rathbone.

Watching an old Sherlock Holmes movie where a police inspector is talking about a serial killer, "These are the works of a fiend who kills first and mutilates afterwards." I mean, you'd prefer the other way around?

Wearing my new Ganesha shirt today. Gift from my nephew and his wife from their trip to Thailand.

I never knew "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" was about a guy getting out of prison. Granted, I don't care but still interesting that I didn't know that.

I always think Italian is nice. There's lighter dishes for most of the group and the teenager can inhale a pizza.

If you're holding a super tiny clip-on mic like a regular mic, I don't need financial advice from you, because you're clearly an idiot

Man, there are some really unattractive people waiting for this flight. I mean, some real uggos.

In the #Bangalore airport, heading back home 😭

No. And the rain doesn't make much humidity here this time of year.

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

I'm seeing this post in India where most places have adopted the QR code system. Some of the very small hole-in-the-wall places still have paper menus or menus tacked up on the wall, but you're seeing that less and less. Most transactions here are done with a QR which includes ordering and paying.

A fake book with the title. How is my skin so dry? A Bangalore story?

My moisturising soap is fighting a losing battle. #Bangalore

If Sauron had put an airtag on that ring those six movies would have been a whole lot shorter.