Kai

Graham Linehan is a fucking weirdo, pass it on

a man in a suit and tie is making a face ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Foxes having sex at 2am:

I’m not ashamed to admit I think pigeons are actually really fucking cute

What kind of sick pervert buys their lunch at Boots the chemist?

what’s it called when you get a tummy ache after eating a whole packet or oreos, knowing full well it would give you a tummy ache?

Putting my name in the ring for next pope. I’m not catholic, but I think I’d look smashing in the big hat x

Happy Easter but only to everyone who works in theatre and isn’t getting a single minute of time off this weekend 🐰 that two show day is what Jesus would have wanted, queens x

Imagine acting prestige and your outfit is from Temu

Might fuck about and join a cult x

WRONG it’s the walk to the Elizabeth Line at Liverpool Street station

the neurodivergent urge to lock eyes with the ceiling

Is there anything more profoundly embarrassing than a pro-life man voicing their silly little opinions? Literally shut the fuck up.

Me: my food was cold

Deliveroo: here’s 46p credit now shut your stupid mouth

can i just say, none of this is very brat

A photo of the front cover of issue 1641 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "ON SHELVES NOW!" The headline reads "DONALD TRUMP: AN APOLOGY." The cover features a mock statement claiming that, in contrast to past descriptions of Trump as "a sleazy, deranged, orange-faced man-baby," the magazine now recognises him as "a political colossus, the voice of sanity, a champion of liberty, and the saviour of the Western world." The parody humorously describes him as "slim, handsome, and young," concluding with a note that "this statement has not been fact-checked."

Donald Trump. An Apology.

The new Private Eye is out now

*shouts through tear filled eyes* TELL ME TOMORROW I’LL WAIT BY THE WINDOW FOR YOU

Every day from now on, there is gradually more daylight until summer.

Damn I needed to hear this, thanks Scott 🥲

Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

I once got elected as my country's opposition leader and the only thing I was noticed for in my first six weeks in office was having a go at sandwiches

If TV want to convince us that the medium is still alive and kicking, they need to do better than regurgitating content from TikTok. This really ain’t it 🙆🏻‍♂️

i did not leave twitter to have that dumb bitch all over my TL here

They fully hit the self destruct button on the Jaguar brand, didn’t they? Christ.

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

the wealthiest man in the world having his mom go on TV to say she finds it "degrading" when people refer to him as the wealthiest man in the world rather than "the genius of the world" is some real tinpot dictatorship state-run TV shit

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

“So if you care to find me, look to the western sky...”

Netflix - please stop minimising the end credits of movies to suggest something else. Let viewers enjoy the soundtrack and see the cast and crew that worked on the film. We'll exit it ourselves when ready to.
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