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Depression is a raggedy bitch. That bitch got hands though. So you can’t beat yourself up when it’s whooping you too.

The biggest brain fuck about coding interviews (to me) is unless it’s literally part of your job description, you will neverrrrr use the “most optimal” solution 😂😂 whole bunch of n^2 up in here

That foam rolling did me right this morning 😮‍💨😮‍💨remember to stretch yall!

However this was THEE outfit of 2025

He is me and I am he 💀

Y’all are the cutest ❤️

I 100% believe that she would do that lmaooo she would be so so disappointed

It’s all a mess lmaoo I have to do so much finagling just to get comfortable on a plane smh

Barbara Howard from Abbott Elementary after she said “I do my work, I go home.” She’s wearing a purple overcoat and a colorful blouse.

The gays are telling me I need to get into this “Heated Fellowship” show. Let’s see what this is about.

I hateeee road trips and plane rides bc there is never enough leg room, and I’m not even that tall 😭😭that is enough to quell my desire to be taller lmao

The grill will be lit, wicked will be blasting on the big speakers, everything 😭😭😭

Me after I send one(1) slack message today:

Every time I get anxious about my work performance, I tell myself:

“bitch, they got rid of 90% of your team, and told you to pick up the slack. You were never supposed to do all this.”

And then I relax my shoulders. 🧘🏾‍♂️

Now where the hell did the weekend go——

Sending well wishes from the couch; my leg day was yesterday and I am out of commission now lmaoo

Chat gpt is not a search engine.
Chat gpt is not a confidant.
Chat gpt is not your friend.
Chat gpt is not a reliable source.
Chat gpt is not real.
Chat gpt is not real.
Chat gpt is not real!

Please?

Like thank yall for perpetuating the human species but leave us innocent child free adults alone.

This has been arguably the craziest year I have ever experienced lol but at least I’m down with and for my niggas 🤞🏾

And it’s always 100x worse on the rare occasion that you decide to wear no sleeves 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Aww thank you boo lol 😄❤️

📝📝📝will report back

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Sometimes, you just gotta smack your own butt.

Congratulations!!

And if I said Ty Dolla $ign is one of the best male vocalists of the new generation?

I’d be right, no need to verify. 🙂‍↕️😂

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Bring back whole wings 😤💪🏿

Whine & Kotch by J Capri & Charly Black on Apple Music Song · 2012 · Duration 3:37

music.apple.com/us/album/whi... this is for real bitches only.

I actually *need* to hear Miley sing “The Climb” live so if I get these tickets girl.. you better slap that blonde wig back tf on

Local gay nigga poses in front of gym mirror - he’s wearing a grey long sleeve with black pants, and a pair of cheetah print gloves

Local gay nigga poses in front of gym mirror - he’s wearing a grey hoodie, black pants, and red shoes. He also has a red exercise band in his hand

I wish when you make it to the gym in inclement weather, it would turn on the gains 2x multiplier or something lol. “If this world were mine…”