The Ghost of Ben Revere

New GM, [✅]

New manager, [✅]

Winter meetings moves not hamstrung by cheap ownership... [ ]

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It's R.A. Dickey's birthday today.

The baseball world needs more R.A. Dickeys.

...because local furloughed Feds haven't suffered enough? #Wizards

I don't care what other moves the #Nationals make this offseason. The only thing I want is to see is Munetaka Murakami with a curly W on his ball cap next spring.

TIRED: Rooting for, but having no idea who most of the regular season Nats players are.

WIRED: Rooting for, but having no idea who most of the Red Sox playoff roster is.

Fanatics has also announced that all of these pretend jerseys will be made of toxic plastics, made in China, can be delivered in 16-24 weeks and will be the wrong size with your name misspelled for $249.99.

The team needs you in Rochester, big homie. Wishing you nothing but success.

"The team of 7 different Nationals owners offered Toboni a 1 year, 9 million dollar contract, with 8,995,000 differed over 8 years thru 2033."

ALL HAIL KING JAMES!

Yea nevermind y'all

Cool story, goober. Oh the dilemmas of the ultra wealthy, amirite? Apologies from all of us mortals on your below-average attempts at both jobs.

I've seen medical cadavers with more life than James Wood after that last homerun.

It's a shame the Savannah Bananas can't get a guy like Acuña on their squad.

Hear me out; Keep CJ on the roster for '26. Have him get off to an all star caliber 1st half. Trade him before the deadline.

Let's go Nats. Keep the vibes going. Definitely not because gambling is involved. No sir.

You: Josh Bell hit two HRs last night!

Me: Josh Bell has been in the major leagues for 15 years, has played for 7 teams, (one team twice!) and has never signed a contract longer than two years. Also, he's the highest (non-injured, retired or traded) player on the roster.

PLEASE SELL THIS TEAM

Hey this is fucking dumb!

Labor Daybor!

Buehler, cut by the Sox, grabbed by the Phils, could have been a goddammed ACE for this Nats team.

Players can stay, but everyone else, the manager, bench coaches, 1st and 3rd base coach, the hitting coaches, the equipment guys, the video guys, the analytics guys, etc, all have to go.

Oh man, how did they ever GET those guys?

James Woodn't #Nata

132 games of basically this. Still love ya @bennyblanco40.bsky.social #Nats

Cool.

What?

Bold move, Cotton. Let's see how this plays out.

(Nats social media) "WE SCORED 6 RUNS IN AN INNING!!!"

(Phillies) "we're a real baseball team."

James Wood at 1B is a great idea.

So naturally the Nats will never do it.

Selfishly, I would like the Washington Nationals to win more. Not because it would be nice, but because it likely would result in more of the world having to hear the nails-on-a-chalkboard-type voice Dan Kolko brings to every home run call. #Nats

I tuned in once they were down more than 10. This team is special. #Nats

I'm starting to think the #Nats might not pull this one off today