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Alan Cerny

@alancerny.bsky.social

Writer - @vitalthrills.com and thecryingdad.com, co-host of the @matineeheroes.bsky.social podcast, and Rotten Tomatoes credited reviewer. Steven Spielberg biased. All posts earnest with a hint of sarcasm. My feed, my rules. He/him.

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Watched END OF DAYS on 4K disc. Stoopid with two o’s, as Chris Evans would say. Still fun.

02.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

May his memory be a blessing, Scott.

01.03.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finding myself buying records and CDs instead of streaming music, watching 4Ks and Blus instead of streaming, trying to disconnect from my phone. It’s not for everyone; it can be an expensive habit. But it makes the media I enjoy feel more substantial. Less choice. More investment.

01.03.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 831    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 14
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a close up of a lego character with a smiley face Alt: a close up of a lego character with a smiley face SPACESHIP!
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For friends in Minnesota and Austin.

01.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Mass shooting in Austin, 6th Street, 3 dead. For those who don’t know, 6th Street is the downtown music and bar hub of the city. During SXSW it’s pretty full. Horrible.

01.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

King Arthur: At last, we have conquered evil.

Liam Neeson: Oh yeah? Your best friend wants to bang your wife!

01.03.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too. Huggable movies.

28.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Movie’s great too.

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Listening to records.

28.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've had a rough year, Dad.

27.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Green Acres

Green Acres

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Friday night. Athens, GA. Another strong showing from Shannon - Narducy & Friends & Guests.
Photos: Sanjeev Singhal

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Big fan of this movie. Suitably creepy, smart, and it builds.

28.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, your posts keep me sane, so there’s that. It’s comforting knowing that across the continent from me there’s a movie-collecting, steak-eating, warrior woman still chugging it out.

28.02.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably wondering why I’m splurging on Springsteen tickets when the world is so lousy. If I’m able to pay it off, it’s a win. If I don’t, still a win. Fuck it.

28.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, good day to be off my phone.

28.02.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Directed By JAME SCHOENBRUN

Directed By JAME SCHOENBRUN

28.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Green Acres

Green Acres

28.02.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, most days

28.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We always need more Tex-Mex in Texas. I’d eat nothing else if I could get away with it.

28.02.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m Talerico. Taylor and Tami are Crockett.

28.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re going to vote.

28.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, Max Landis is an asshole, and if he's on BlueSky, he will most assuredly see this because he's a little shithead who looks for mentions of his name. Hi, Max! You're an asshole shithead!

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Never seen Bruce Springsteen in concert before. And on my 30th wedding anniversary weekend. And seeing David Byrne that Friday. The first kick I took was when I hit the ground. You may ask yourself... how did I get here?

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I know you have, Chassie.

27.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love CARRION COMFORT. A truly epic horror novel that isn't a STAND riff, wholly original and probably scarily prescient if I read it today. Rest in peace.

27.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Austin, we will be in you 04/25 - 0/28. Celebrating my 30th wedding anniversary, seeing this guy:

27.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smile, you son of a bitch!

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Hey how is RFK Jr like a bottle of tequila?

Last one to eat him gets to eat the worm

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