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the fluff is the friends we made along the way

now choke that mf head smoove off

Dress up doll 🦌♥️ #Alastor #hazbinhotel

im so ready to watch it
my other fav cartoon

h-hoofsies,,,,

I’ve never once stumbled upon a guy freestyling but I have come across a man actively taking a shit whilst suspended 2 feet above the toilet

so there’s that

it’s extra funny because my abbreviation for container is CNT

IM SORRY ITS ALL I SEE!!
people post it all the time when giving condolences and other stuff and my first reaction is ‘why are you filming this’ before realizing I am, indeed, an idiot

This was her in all her glory!!! I would’ve liked it a little softer, but it was SO GOOD

Like your eggs!! plop it on your fried rice, add some sauce (I mix ketchup, oyster sauce, and sugar) and a little furikake if you have it!! (I was out sadly)

I think I used about 6 eggs to get 3 decent sized omelettes! it takes a try or two to figure out your timing and technique!!

then lower the heat, and with a flexible spatula, start going around the edges and fold the omelette in! it’ll still be a little runny but you want that in the middle, a little wrist flick action to help fold it into a nice little mound and then cook it a little longer depending on how done you

eggs + several dashes of soy sauce and blend them if you can!! either a normal blender or an immersion blender. This gets it really fluid and combined. nonstick pan, a good glug of oil, get it hot and pour the eggs in. Gently stir them in the middle until they start to set up and form curds

im giggling because every time I see that emoji my brain thinks it’s a video camera not a hug

fuck I need my glasses

stupid ass dubai chocolate fad RUINING everything!!!!!

thank you, I’ll need it

everyone thinks I just get to putz around a kitchen making treats but irl im sitting here pulling my hair out cause pistachio flour has gone from $300 a case to damn near $570 in the span of several months 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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i think you might just be too small Luci...

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such a hot🔥 WET💦 idea. i love your mind 💗

ahh the things I would do for a block of isigny st mere butter and a torn off half of baguette

I want to be writing radioapple so bad rn but im pussy deep in price comparison spreadsheets that need to be done tonight FUCKKKKKK

now who was gonna tell me smiling friends season 3 started???

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#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor
#Alastor

made omurice for the first time and got a decent soft omelette on my third try!!? life is good!!!

THANK YOU ROSY!!!!

please drop everything and read this right now I swear to god it’s so worth it

the chef in me is crying at this, and am equally terrified at what their abomination of a king cake is

#radioapple #appleradio #alastor #lucifer #HazbinHotel

it’s so happening
now I just need to beat myself into submission to finish it by Halloween LOL

the more details about Alastor I hear the more I realize he’s a fucking idiot and I only love him even more

ily pookie 😘

Yeah that’s what I thought