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Latest posts by memrobert.bsky.social on Bluesky

They should do ab episode of dirty jobs where they dispose of all the couches in the Vice Presidential residence after JD Vance moves out

28.09.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the requirement to have an acceptable reaction to someone's death is to separate that man from his philosophies I'll never do it. Lay Charlie Kirk to rest, I'll wish him no peace.

10.09.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Suffer in ignorance and find you lesson in death" is one of the hardest lines in anime history

08.09.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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8/1-8/7 Stream Schedule! Twitch Only this week

01.08.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stream Schedule for 7/25-7/31

25.07.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stream Schedule 6/23-7/3

27.06.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody knows if you're going to shove a tanuki up your ass you have to do it balls first, or they'll use them to fly away.

A totally normal thing to say after months of absence.

28.05.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can somebody tell me the practical difference between selling plasma and sex wotk, since we're all about to be broke again. One saves lives and the other involves plasma.

05.04.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite part of today's vod is when @raynarvaezjr.sucks shit himself live on stream

26.03.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon Musk is so bad at his job he has to complain about it on Twitter like a Rainbow cashier that can't do math

24.02.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care what Boosie said, money too tight right now. $1000 is not lip prices, for a grand you need to post straight canal, you hear me? $1000 I need to see the back of your cervix, that's like 2 cartons of eggs.

20.02.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude got his ass whooped by one of my friends and went and told the principal we jumped him. I just watched, should have thought, since I got punished for it.

12.02.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I care what XQC has to say about Kendrick, that man has bigger fish to fry. If you put on a XQC video, it'll make your whole house stank. All your glade plug ins will start firing at once.

12.02.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kenny Picket 3 rushes for -3 yards and 1 super bowl ring

10.02.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's game but what a wild 2 minutes

10.02.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard not to be happy for the Eagles. This is the biggest fuck you to the New York Giants possible.

10.02.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What them young folks say? Belt in ASS!

10.02.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Travis can't propose now, all he can do is break up with Swift and retire.

10.02.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My fault, they holding the line pretty good lol

10.02.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's too late, change sides. Jalen's handsome enough for everyone

10.02.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Rupert Murdoch shout out? They gone shout out Hitler next? How about Satan?

10.02.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nigga shut the hell up, take this bullshit back to Twitter, whack ass

10.02.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The military can't afford any less dorky looking snorkels. If y'all gonna commit genocides on my dime, you could at least look cool doing it.

10.02.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It lived up to the hype

10.02.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Wayne, thank God, we don't need to see that Andrew Tate hairline

10.02.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Drake the number you're looking for is 988

10.02.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SZA got almost as much ass as she got talent and that's cheating

10.02.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SZA got me barking at the TV

10.02.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo eyes a little light for this joke. You a infiltrator?

10.02.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn I thought it was funny

10.02.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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