@seanjordancomedy.bsky.social
Funny skateboards dad
Popping in quick for my @minakimes.bsky.social rules post
05.07.2025 03:58 — 👍 49 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’m trying to find them a match, ya see. Was this one that should have stayed between me n the wife?!
05.05.2025 06:03 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have so many single socks. I think I’m gonna just put them all on match.com 🤞🤞🤞
05.05.2025 03:10 — 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SHIT
27.04.2025 03:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Portland, I’m coming home for two nights in June to run four shows of brand new material right out of the notebook. Tiny venue, big guests, cheap tickets, this is gonna sell out, so get on it!
kickstandcomedy.crowdwork.com/shows/ian-ka...
I’m in my living room watching Best of the Best, eating wings, cats chillin, daughter sleeping and I’m just happy ❤️
23.04.2025 06:31 — 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Done thank you!!!
08.04.2025 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Where should I go do stand up this year?!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
I’m watching KIDS 🤔🤔🤔
04.04.2025 05:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I SEE YOU, TUBI. Got some sneaky bangers.
03.04.2025 04:53 — 👍 47 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0It doesn’t get better 🪦
02.04.2025 08:08 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I sold 4 pairs of shoes so I could buy a new lawn mower. I think the University of South Dakota should give me an honorary economics degree.
02.04.2025 06:13 — 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My wife left town today for the week and 35 minutes in I shaved my face for the first time in about 5 years. It’s gonna get weird by Friday.
01.04.2025 23:19 — 👍 43 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1
NEW AFE! We are joined by @jessedavidfox.bsky.social to draft our dream SNL cast!
bit.ly/afesnlcast
💯💯💯
04.03.2025 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s so rad!! Broccoli is great
04.03.2025 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was just so unfunny at my doctors appointment that when I was leaving, for NO reason at all, I mentioned I was on TV one time
04.03.2025 00:03 — 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
WATCH ME TELL JOKE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb9M...
Going to N.A.S.A. tomorrow and I asked my wife “Is this the Houston we have a problem NASA?!”
It is.
NEW AFE ALERT!!
bit.ly/afecasuals
@iankarmel.bsky.social @katienolan.bsky.social
I have a daughter and still the only thing that TRULY makes me feel grown is having free space on my computer
30.01.2025 20:00 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y’all say data or data?
30.01.2025 17:35 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 2🎉🎉🎉
30.01.2025 06:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now that I’m over here it’s time for the first random one of these. @minakimes.bsky.social is awesome 🎉
30.01.2025 04:26 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1An ex asked me how long it would take me to forgive her if she cheated on me. I said 6 months and she got super happy because it had been a year 🤔
26.01.2025 20:03 — 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
NEW AFE ALERT! Sean is the best ❤️
bit.ly/afehero
NEW AFE ALERT!
bit.ly/afepop2024
