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Christopher Jones

@staticjones.bsky.social

Independent Filmmaker

173 Followers  |  125 Following  |  40 Posts  |  Joined: 23.09.2024  |  1.5135

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12.04.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure you have arrangements in place with ASCAP, BMI, and UMG.

Hire some folks who can build filters, and don't forget "stitch" and "duet" features.

09.04.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're gonna smash the patriarchy. Wanna come?

02.02.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@corybooker.com @booker.senate.gov What the fuck are you doing!?!? You're getting primaried, my guy. NO CONCESSIONS!!!!!

02.02.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I strongly suspect the only thing that will bring about change is violence.

02.02.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@skylight.social

20.01.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@wiseacre.me come to RedNote. It's fun and wholesome

17.01.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Women, don't accept mediocre dick in 2025. Boo in his ear.

02.01.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She didn't win because over 18 million privileged white performative lefties decided to "teach the DNC a lesson" because of Palestine. 18mil voters stayed home because of Palestine

29.11.2024 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Smoked Turkey" was the name of my Greg Kihn cover band in '93

29.11.2024 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He won't come for you. You're white.

29.11.2024 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This makes think of the line from that episode of Seinfeld.

"And by the way... they're real, and spectacular."

29.11.2024 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should all spend EVERY. FUCKING. DAY for the next four years reminding MERRICK. FUCKING. GARLAND just how fucking USELESS he is.

25.11.2024 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every. Fucking. Day of the next four years should be spent reminding Merrick FUCKING Garland how goddamn USELESS he is.

25.11.2024 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Killing me

21.11.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm drinking water like a fiend these days. I have replaced soft drinks with sparkling water and I drink the hell out of it.

20.11.2024 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am so desperately infatuated with you.

20.11.2024 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have developed a bad habit for snacking when I'm bored or when I'm working/gaming on my computer, even when I'm not hungry. I managed to break my soda habit last year, switching sodas for sparkling water, but now I have to train myself to not eat when I'm not hungry.

20.11.2024 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

*simping respectfully*

20.11.2024 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stealing the hell out of this

20.11.2024 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not snacking is the hardest.
#healthychoices #weightloss

20.11.2024 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here is your daily reminder that Merrick Garland is a worthless piece of shit and should NEVER be allowed to forget how fucking useless he is.

20.11.2024 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Linda

20.11.2024 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to subscribe to your patreon and I would love to talk with you about transforming some of your writing into short films.

19.11.2024 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ain't she great? Went to college TWO years early and eager to do more horror work!

19.11.2024 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Closet
YouTube video by christopher jones The Closet

youtu.be/zKeGYxw9lB8?...

19.11.2024 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@courtwriteshorror.bsky.social you write horror.

Would you like to see one of my horror short films?

19.11.2024 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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