Museian

Ever have one of those days where the cosmos itself turns against you, the air grows thick with fate’s cruelty, and the only way to stop yourself from cascading into the black abyss of hell is to channel every ounce of your rage into an all-consuming vendetta against Ticketmaster?

Took to the sky, danced in the streets, and celebrated love in Mexico.

He took a biopsy, but what I really wanted was an autopsy. -sigh

Dreaming of summer.

My coworker is eating plain green peppers with the labored breaths of a freshly reanimated corpse struggling to catch up to his food. Just let go, man.

Necromantic, for death doth claim me still.

Taken out of context:

“Can’t wait for bach to go on tour!”

monochrome mornings

I won a crawling contest as a baby. I’ve been trying to recreate that high ever since.

ᴍᴏɴᴏᴄʜʀᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ, ᴍɪɴɪᴍᴀʟ ᴇꜰꜰᴏʀᴛ.

Pinhead’s face… throne or medieval torture device?

I’m sorry. What year did I wake up in to read the headline: “Arkansas introduces amendment to formally abolish slavery”

potato demands sacrifice.

Picks up phone: 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺 “I’m sorry we aren’t accepting reservations to Hell at this time, have you tried Purgatory?”

Me: we ran out of black coffee so I opened up the red
Him: that’s wine
Me: I know, you’re so pretty!

Musk throws up a fascist salute and half the country asks him to sit on their face. I forget to bring coffee to the office ONE TIME and they sell my baby to a witch.

JoJo released NGL. My skin is clear, the world is ending.

99% sure I’m in a Final Destination movie, but make it AHS: The Cult.

Endless breaking news and a country that’s seconds from imploding but the fuse keeps getting screen time.

BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors

There has only ever been one good Crumbl cookie. That is the almost everything bagel cookie. The rest can stay in the pink box of sugary shame.

An empty soul, a devoured plate—hunger is the real horror that haunts me.

I deleted it faaaaaaaast after that screen came up.

I’m desperately trying to reload this game -gestures broadly-
But America’s save file is corrupted.

😬

Necromancy, but it’s just me resurrecting my own motivation.