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Colorado Lawyer. Chiefs fan. Corgi dad. Co-host of It’s Always Sunny in Chiefs Kingdom podcast. WWI naval & aviation buff. Airship enthusiast. Member, #appellatetwitter He/him

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There’s a non zero chance that this is what gave Trump the idea to run

04.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How ‘Sharknado’ Casts Its C-Listers and Nearly Landed Trump as President Months before he declared himself a candidate, Trump was set to play commander-in-chief in the schlocky Syfy film franchise that has lured everyone from Ann Coulter to Charo for cameos while regular T...

Every once in a while, I think about the fact that Trump was cast as the U.S. president in "Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!" but then decided to run for the actual office of president instead. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

28.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 324    🔁 58    💬 6    📌 5

It hasn’t happened yet. He extended her deadline for a clemency application and certainly signaled that relief is likely but nothing’s official yet and won’t be until April at the earliest

04.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Kuwaiti F-18 could do the funniest thing right now

04.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 2625    🔁 407    💬 64    📌 6

Somehow, in despite 10 years of increasingly deranged behavior from Trump and co, they find creative new ways to surprise me with their depravity.

04.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 674    🔁 176    💬 11    📌 1

This is ludicrous. The charge may be the same, but the facts are utterly different. This is the sort of thing you say when you’re looking for an excuse to capitulate without it seeming like capitulation. Nobody familiar with both cases could seriously claim they’re remotely analogous.

04.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1644    🔁 385    💬 11    📌 14

The Rogal Dorn is finally done! Really proud of this one. And it was a *very* productive month overall, with five new tanks joining the army. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

04.03.2026 00:44 — 👍 59    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0

We've renamed the DOD the Department of War. Our troops are Warfighters. No of course we're not "at war" you dumb lib

03.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 4337    🔁 838    💬 108    📌 17

Sure, but then why lie about it

03.03.2026 05:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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NEW: Colorado Secretary of State and Attorney General candidate Jena Griswold (D) is falsely claiming she has argued before the US Supreme Court

03.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 355    🔁 71    💬 49    📌 16

the Bush administration’s plan was to lie about WMDs to steal Iraq’s oil, but god damn, at least they HAD a plan

03.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

03.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 6655    🔁 2102    💬 114    📌 563

dang that’s less funny than I’d hoped but still pretty good

02.03.2026 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks!

02.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
From @MikeBirnigglia on Eks - "The reason you guys believed Donald Trump wouldn't start more wars, bring on more debt, and release the Epstein files is because you are stupid. You are a stupid person with a baby brain. You would be fooled by a game of peekaboo because you're stupid. 10 hours of keys jingling."

From @MikeBirnigglia on Eks - "The reason you guys believed Donald Trump wouldn't start more wars, bring on more debt, and release the Epstein files is because you are stupid. You are a stupid person with a baby brain. You would be fooled by a game of peekaboo because you're stupid. 10 hours of keys jingling."

Long story short...

02.03.2026 21:05 — 👍 46    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 1

This is still up btw

02.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 — 👍 43799    🔁 6842    💬 4763    📌 1824

You know what? I’m going to reveal my contempt for the people who voted for Trump even harder

02.03.2026 17:22 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

incredible work!

02.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Alright fine so I didn’t finish quite, but I did get a fair amount done. I want to paint up the old FW commissar tank commander (or a 3d print of him anyway) for the hatch which will take a minute. But we’re close! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

02.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 42    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

Keeping the productive streak going. Think I’ll get this Dorn done today #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

01.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
“Rutherford Statement on Operation Epic Furry” 

“Furry” highlighted by me

http://rutherford.house.gov/media/press-releases/rutherford-statement-operation-epic-furry

“Rutherford Statement on Operation Epic Furry” “Furry” highlighted by me http://rutherford.house.gov/media/press-releases/rutherford-statement-operation-epic-furry

Google result showing the presser for Rutherford’s statement on “Operation Epic Furry” was posted 11 hours ago

Google result showing the presser for Rutherford’s statement on “Operation Epic Furry” was posted 11 hours ago

What a time to be alive

01.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 2480    🔁 554    💬 68    📌 156

Excuse me, two youuuuuthhhhhs

01.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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X, the free speech platform

28.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I know, I know. It’s a very bad habit

28.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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wow Elon censoring me

28.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

TIL that Wayne Newton is still alive

28.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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After a year of trying to “fix” the Rogal Dorn, which I’ve long hated the look of - too curvy, too front-heavy, too many guns, too cartoony - I’ve finally decided that I actually like it, ugly little bastard that it is, and I’m just going to embrace it #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer

28.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Done! Haha I managed to summon the willpower to finish knowing that if I didn’t it would remain 92% done for eternity

28.02.2026 12:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I didn’t post any WIP of this fella because somehow I was able to crank him out in just two days. Really happy with this lil guy!

GW bring back the Destroyer Tank Hunter

#warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #deathkorpsofkrieg

28.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1