don’t worry people notice when you only protest similar policies because Trump is President.
Knicks fans should try rooting for the Liberty it’s way more fun. you can go to some games and still pay rent.
I’m just going to say it. ok. Aaron Judge is really good at baseball. I think they should just start inviting him to play other sports. he could even do this while ostensibly playing baseball. he gets on base, and now he has to make a three-pointer. he makes it, we know he’s a good player.
in 2026 I’m going to caption every post I make on Instagram with “this + an iced coffee.”
a lot of talk during this Knicks run about how starved New York is for a championship like the New York Liberty didn’t win one last year. I’m sorry your misogyny prevents you from experiencing joy. the rest of us were living it up.
it would seem, contrary to popular opinion, the NFL will be playing some games this year. 17 of them, in fact. most of the time seven days apart, but sometimes four. sometimes even two weeks. these games will be on tv. played on three continents. one wonders if they will ever do this again
I will say it’s been a real struggle staying awake until ten pm
let’s just say Pete Hegseth is doing exactly the kind of job you would expect someone like Pete Hegseth to do.
my neck
my back
my allergies
I’m not a Knicks fan but there’s something to say for the spectacle of watching the Knicks play a home playoff game as a NYC resident.
I know a Mr. Softee truck hate to see me coming.
dealing with your own insecurities is a drag and I wouldn’t recommend it unless under a therapist’s supervision.
goosenecking a shot is like sending your friend a meme and keeping the chat open for five seconds after
I think refusing to AI yourself as an action figure is a sign of good character and taste.
the college basketball season ended yesterday, I have no idea what game or set of brackets people are talking about tonight.
Williamsburg really has gone full 401k. aspiring athletes in bespoke leisure wear exit just salad proud they continued their Peloton streak amid the chaos of their portfolio. smiling in spite of it all.
with the money your mom donates the Dems are gonna have some really nice protest placards at next year’s State of the Union. might even spring for lamination.
Democrats realized they could not simply email us to say how bad Donald Trump is so they made Cory Booker’s Marvel Adult Ass speak to Congress for 24h to get your mom to donate $5.
the enshittification has come for April Fools.
the internet has made the barrier to entry to make April Fools jokes far too low and it’s exposing a lot of people. the worst part is with how bad these timelines and newsfeeds are I’m going to have to spend the rest of this week reading these horrible jokes.
I have very little restraint when it comes to buying shoes, but I think I deserve some credit for resisting the urge to buy the Stone Island New Balance. they’re ok shoes but I’m like wow it’s Stone Island. doesn’t look good enough to justify the price point.
Chone Figgins
under my administration, anyone who thinks it’s worth perverting Hayao Miyazaki’s work using AI will be barred from ever buying or getting a ticket to see a Studio Ghibli film. Ghibli-ing yourself says that you value AI over art.
jfk died! oh my god. i don't really have much of importance to offer beyond my condolences but that is really sad
I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.
From Around the Horn:
sometimes when I see a person’s close friends story I feel tempted to ask them if they meant for me to see it.
“I didn’t realize we were close”
next time someone asks me my salary expectations I’ll just say “I want to shop with impunity at the MoMA Design Store.”
I have no concerns with people who bought cars made by a fascist who seig heil’d at the inauguration having their tires slashed. none at all.
we, as a society, need to have the tough conversation about how Raising Cane’s is actually bad. the best thing on their menu is the bread. I can have tastier fried chicken from a hot bar at a grocery store.
not to toot my own horn but I was 4/4 picking Tournament of Champions VI E1.
