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Lmao I’ve seen this a lot too but I didn’t wanna say anything cuz I think there’s too many Birkenstock lovers that are sw 🤐

Dry, cracked heels and crocs. Name a more common combo I’ll wait

I’ll never forget when fleshlights came out and there were guys that were saying it made women obsolete. That type of brain dead thinking shouldn’t be anywhere near an actual human tbh

This is for incels. I think we should let them abuse their AI “girlfriends” in peace 😂

I think a lot of people think men who are good with tech need to have no social skills and be misogynistic so that behaviour gets excused away at their places of work

maybe deep down they know they make a lot of societal ills way worse but they don’t want to accept that because they have the societal acceptance and respect and we do not

There’s a cat in this? 🤔🧐

This is true. I see that a lot of people don’t understand everything that goes into sw (including the emotional labour) and try to oversimplify it by putting it like this

Don’t worry about “bashing”, sometimes it’s well deserved! 😂

Unfortunately a lot of tech guys are like that and I wonder why

Play party and afternoon tea sounds like a great combo (one after the other)

Honestly blue sky isn’t too bad maybe because nobody is on here 😂 twitter is so dumb about it and yells at people over the smallest shit

Unfortunately I’ve always needed to do this 😂

there’s going to be so many people throwing parties and celebrating, it could be rightwing 9/11

I like to satisfy my spit kink by being rude to waitstaff at restaurants while I’m ordering so that the food comes with a special extra ingredient

(🚨joke alert🚨 I am actually a perfect angel with waitstaff and also do not have a spit kink, thanks for reading)

Yeah especially since I tell the jokes so much better

The truth is dads love dad jokes when they make them but when I make them, they’re unfunny. Another unfortunate case of misogyny 😭

I have been known to turn into a wild animal and maul anyone in my sight

Beauty doesn’t fade with age, the people who say that just like ‘em young

oh Gaza has been completely leveled and 60,000 people have been killed? time to make a purely symbolic acknowledgement of a Palestinian state :)

This sounds like so much fun

Right. Like how does this cat look like with his head an inch to the left? Probably totally different!

Listen. Self-cannibalization is a whole different thing. I’m not sick like that but you have fun

I didn’t think it was possible to have negative brain cells but here it is

Case in point: this is one of my fav cat accounts on here and I check everyday to see if there’s a new pic…even though every pic is only slightly different than the last 😂

bsky.app/profile/unic...

I always think it’s so funny that guys want to see pix of us in a million different poses and angles when we don’t look any different day-to-day but then I remember that I follow a bunch of cat accounts on here and I eagerly anticipate their photos so I get it 😂

killing it with cuteness!! 😍😍😍

No and I’m kinda surprised I haven’t 😂

Lmao that’s a cute saying!

They’re basically asking for this to happen at that point