Cheesebag

@barryglendenning.bsky.social you’re not getting notifications because nobody is on here!

Gym done… off for a steam.

Can I just ask if it’s cloudy can we still post on here?

Think my first day as Gregg Wallace’s PR consultant is going well

Notre Dame before & after is like Ally Sheedy before & after in The Breakfast Club.
This is not a good thing.

It shouldn’t be this warm this time of year, feels more April than December

@maxrushden.bsky.social hi max I’m about to start my run at the gym,can you tell me if you think it’s going to be worth continuing to listen or shall I put my Rammstein essential playlist on?

Well done the Buccaneers

Waiter: You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me. So, what'll it be, sir?
Customer: Can I hear the specials again?

Fingers crossed it’s hummus

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Kirstie Alley responding to the death of Stephen Hawking “You had a good go at it.thanks for your input”

It’s important to take all the best tweets over here and preserve them as precious items

Wife’s idea…. Not mine

lady of sophistication @janky_jane Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty Replying to @janky_jane I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket.

Matthew @MrWeir Replying to @janky jane I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'. Replying to @janky _jane My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her 15:53 • 8/16/21 • Twitter Web App

was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now. Columbo?" Eoin O Neill @eoinjoneill Replying to @janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's"

Loic Wright @dufflest Replying to @janky jane I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it. Eóin O Coileáin @L20_MTN Replying to @janky_jane I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

Friday fun fact

The photo on Rammstein’s album Zeit was taken by Bryan Adams

Tim Tebow & @TimTebow Follow Would you rather be respected or liked? Imagine if we didn't have "Like" buttons, but instead, we had "Respect" buttons. Would you rather have 110 Likes or 34 Respects?

This predates Threads but I still feel like it’s the greatest Threads post of all time

PRETEND to be a spirit-level by trapping a fart under your legs while you are having a bath.

Roberto Baggio and Gianluca Vialli ⚪️⚫️

@alexlowe1.bsky.social welcome aboard. Up the saddlers

Coffee or Beer?

Don't bother going on any nice walks this weekend. Pretty much everywhere's available on Google Images now 👍

4 x 4 = 16
you do the moths

Wintery conditions across the country have led to matches being cancelled. No such cop out for Glentoran and Linfield in 1995 who not only faced snow but also the orange ball bursting at half time. The show must go on…

#Crap90sFootball

One appearance then left to rot in a cupboard in the main stand

Billy Bescot - Walsall FC

You scumbag
You maggot
You taped
over Taggart

Went out for last orders in Halifax, woke up with these two legends in NYC.

Graeme Souness relaxing with his chickens, Southport, 1991.

Hello. Up the saddlers

No Walsall match this afternoon… morning at the gym then a trip to the pub I think