Skyler Henry

Why does John Wick only drive fancy cars that cost a million dollars? This dude totals his car every other time he drives it. Imagine the savings if he was just buying used Crown Vics from police auctions.

This is probably the most unrealistic thing about the John Wick movies.

I’ll go to my grave saying that we’d be in an entirely different timeline rn had the DNC not ratfucked Bernie in 2016

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

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YouTube video by Amplify Sacramento Accountability: Kempa Needs It - CoT 3/13/25

While I truly hope my friend Kempa can find the help he needs, at a certain point I’m doing the community a disservice by keeping my mouth shut about what a brazen asshole this guy can be.

Too bad so sad

Using the Bane voice to warn Kitty that her punishment for barfing on the rug while I was on a Zoom meeting must be… severe.

Thank you urinal minion, I needed to hear that today

Right?! Getting caught like this is hella sloppy.

Sacramento has contracts of over $1 million with leader accused of bribery in mayor’s race City Manager Howard Chan received an award from Jay King, one of the two accused of attempting to bribe mayoral candidate Flo Cofer.

Knowing that these guys are up to all this illicit shit makes it 100x funnier when Howard gets mad at me for doing rude IG posts.

It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.

Went and saw Wolf Man this evening. It was a remarkable depiction of men, wolves, and everything in between.

lol, lmao even

Colm Meaney dressed as Santa Claus for a 2020 Aldi commercial. He is wearing a traditional Santa outfit and spectacles. Star Trek DS9 Chief O'Brien actor.

Santa Colm was more than a Christmas hero. He was a union man.✊🏿🎅🏾

All you can eat sushi buffets are intended for people who have more discipline and self-restraint (self-respect?) than I do

If this guys name is actually Luigi Mangione I would strongly urge any Italian Americans still holding onto Christopher Colombus as a source of cultural pride to strongly consider swapping him out

Runner up is “the libs will abolish our hamburgers”

Of all the made up shit MAGA people feel persecuted about “the libs won’t let us say merry Christmas” is among my favorites

Most of America right now.

So like one trip to the ER?

Gonna say no

Post someone you’ve been told you look like that you definitely don’t look like

Listen just because someone is responsible for mass death in the name of corporate profit (which seems like it should maybe be illegal but hey, corporate profit) leaving millions of people with no legal recourse for justice & thoroughly obvious motives to kill him does NOT mean

wint @dril the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

Quality side eye here

My 13yo nephew just told me he has never heard of Bluesky and then criticized me for not using notes on IG. Which is the most appropriate course of action:

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Love that he shouted out the RLL

Me justifying ordering a second airport beer at 7:20am as a tribute to Kris Kristofferson

Any song about drivin an ol pickup down that ol country road or whatever that gets written by some nerd in LA and then sold to another LA nerd in a cowboy hat who moved to Nashville specifically to make music for hucklebuck dipshits who hate music that sounds interesting in any way