Homer Junior 🍩

Pretty much our live sets

Forgot to post about our next show on here but it's sold out anyway so tough tits!

Spunge are playing too btw

We're doing the soundtrack, heard it here first

Ripperfest tomorrow with all the mates, going to be shredding non stop bangers (until 18:55 when our set finishes)

Unhappy about how much tube drivers get paid compared to nurses? Wait until you find out how much bankers get paid for not contributing to society.

Not to be dramatic or anything, but being out in the car, sat in in traffic, in the rain, in the dark made me think about how summer has ended and I felt the crushing weight of a thousand sadnesses

First home town show this year and first in over a year 🤘🤘🤘

I can't bring sexy back, I lost the receipt 😞

thinking about becoming a three-day calendar view in outlook guy. who cares what’s happening on thursday? we might all be dead

Piss fully boiled with work and it's mishandling of a restructure and now I'm going into the weekend where it's my kid's birthday and friends/family are going to be asking what's going on with work and I just wanna have a nice time ffs

I would rather die than create an account to continue

Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."

Every UK petition is like this

Oh that will not be a problem

Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever (Picture of the Fantastic Four.)

Fantastic what now?

It was on offer for £3.75 yesterday and I'm being made redundant so I just bought some and ate the lot

They should rename 28 Years Later to 28 Quid Down the Shitter

I'm the only one stood in the sunshine at the train station, convinced I'm surrounded by vampires

Ice cream vans should drive round at night time after the kids have gone to bed!

Send a little dealer style text letting you know they're here instead of putting the music on 🍦

it's so funny (read: awful) to have stuff getting better in your personal life and so so so much worse on a macro scale

Yeah organising practice is going well thanks, why'd you ask?

What he said... ✊
Rage against the machine

NO KINGS INCLUDES KINGS OF LEON!!!!!

They still sell frosty jack's at the round the corner from me! Prime fridge spot top next to all the main brands!

Overheard my family discussing swapping out meatballs for falafels for my dinner sometime this week because it's veggie innit!

Spaghetti + falafels in a tomato sauce DELISH

NOT NOW crushing weight of ✨ EVERYTHING ✨

a man is sitting at a diner table with a menu in the background ALT: a man is sitting at a diner table with a menu in the background

Last night in Stroud was fun and I had a lovely bowl of ramen. 10/10

Doors at 7 and we're on at 8pm sharp!

Lots of people said at the show on Sunday that we were very good and that we needed to be less self deprecating so naturally I will be ignoring all of that