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We have a big @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social episode this week featuring baker and magician Claire Saffitz. Listen wherever you listen to podcasts.

the problem with dragon age inquisition is that every time i play it casually for stress relief, i get sucked back into the vortex. i have to sign out of my email so i don't spend even more money on commissions of my inquisitors. i am thinking about blackwall at any moment of the day now

“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

i know this is a nyc website but THE COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA BABEYYYYYYYYYYY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

sic semper tyrannis dude

I don’t wanna brag but I just Pokémon went to the polls

based ball!

based ball

i love living near entire neighborhoods of data centers i love losing power for no reason 🥰

can i recommend a framed portrait of The Character to lament with

your yard may look greener in october but we'll have more birds in the spring. cope

feeling very smug that we are the only house on the block that has not raked our leaves and are thus promoting better ecological health >:)

tyler joseph was right i DO feel like garbage and my systems ARE at operating at 20%

best part of being sick is being able to say "in sooth i feel quite ill" when asked how it's going. second best part is soup. the rest is unranked

"of course you're a captain smollett enthusiast" < i'm never recovering from this one

the Big Sticky Mess. a GREnade launcher thatshoots glueFOam.

you get it

real gardenheads will know

quincy endicott/marguerite gray otp

setting aside an hour twice a week just to answer all the messages, professional and otherwise, that i've been putting off, like i'm a sailor in the 19th century returning to shore to all the correspondence awaiting me during my scurvy-ridden patrol through the med

Digital art of Josh Dun as Torchbearer. He is in profile facing left, holding aloft his torch, the fire from it trailing behind him across the top of the composition. The background is a stark dark red.

🔥 #twentyonepilots #TØP

multiple people in my life have expressed how little they like the axe and frankly that's quitter talk. you don't like big swing? big slam???

if you hate the moonstone axe block me now. i could never hate you moonstone axe

hrrnngggfgg.................Dragons...........................

pro tip: try turning off the music in the settings before fighting scylla. SO good

for reference my fastest run in hades 2 so far was 18 minutes. my pb in hades 1 is 12 minutes. and this is without switching my keepsake from the jeweled pom the entire time nor manipulating any room outcomes. i love you nergal

they could never make me hate you, aspect of nergal

muttering to myself as i stir coffee, staring blankly out the window: i am going to claw out your eyes...then drown you to death.......i am going to claw out your eeeeyes and droooown you to deaaathhh.....

i do love how every single sung song in h2 ends with the most darren korb-ass chord. delightful

rolled credits on hades ii an hour ago (2am) and am still just sitting here stewing (at 3am) and will likely be doing this for the rest of my life