Ok so week 1 was a flop because all of the Canucks (myself included) were busy but this time for real we lock in :) Make sure to get in touch to get your matches casted by us!
04.03.2026 22:02 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Ok so week 1 was a flop because all of the Canucks (myself included) were busy but this time for real we lock in :) Make sure to get in touch to get your matches casted by us!
04.03.2026 22:02 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
The Daily Zapfish reports a massacre on Die Harten im Garten committed by Public Anemone. The criminals reportedly went 5-0 during LUTI division 5 week 1. Be careful out there.
#compsplatoon
LOL i had 2 bars of signal maybe I could've hot spotted and just made lobbies explode
02.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0worth it
02.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
EYV won their first LUTI set vs Future Fish with a game 9 knockout on SZ humpback!
Tearable: "So is this the team's new favourite map? 😄"
entire rest of the team: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! 😡"
NAME_PENDING won our week 1 luti set 5-2 against Tent/11! GGs to them this will certainly be a set we remember for awhile.
#CompSplatoon
A crude MS paint sketch of Browt from Pokemon Winds and Waves drawn three times, each time with increasingly long legs.
my ideal browt evolution scenario
27.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 1537 🔁 441 💬 10 📌 4
POMBON!!!!!! #art #pokemon #fanart
27.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 515 🔁 179 💬 4 📌 0i get up as much as I can between sets, especially between groups and bracket! that's like prime time to get food, take a break, etc. i would go crazy if i sat there for a whole tourney ngl
27.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tell me I’m wrong?
27.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 97 🔁 30 💬 5 📌 0
pokemon fanart. New starters Browt, Pombon and Gecqua
New babies.. #pokemon
27.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 11104 🔁 3614 💬 45 📌 33
a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"
I like the new bird
27.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 7918 🔁 2728 💬 8 📌 15
my secret skill is actually reading weather models because Monday, i saw a 15-30cm snow forecast for tomorrow (when i was supposed to have my plans) that no weather app was calling for and bam, just got the weather alert for it now.
i feel relieved i made a good call to postpone lol
it sucks having to use my luti reschedule week 1 solely because a snowstorm fumbled plans for something I've been wanting to do for months and i had to reschedule that to the only other possible day which is Sunday 💔💔
26.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Reminder to folks as you're getting your LUTI week 1 matches scheduled and planned out to submit them to be featured on Canuck Commentary :) #compsplatoon
26.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
With LUTI divs being recently released I think its important to remind everyone of a few things:
- LUTI divs are not designed to estimate community skill, we just use them for that anyways.
- There are a limited number of spots in each division, not unlimited like in a skill estimation system.
i keep track of what teams talked shit about my team LOL there's obviously an level of banter/shit talking I'll tolerate, but some teams are irredeemable to me just based on their stream behaviour oops
23.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0people really be forgetting that if they play tournaments and stream their opponents are likely to watch their VOD back to see their comms/perspective 😭 if you wanna make connections don't be a dick
23.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 60 🔁 8 💬 7 📌 1
#compsplatoon A request: please call out genAI in team branding when you see it from your peers. Even better if event TOs have the resources to remove the "art", or prevent those teams from playing unless it's removed.
I keep seeing more and more crop up despite the general anti-AI sentiment here.
Low ink Day 2 Gamma bracket!
We made it to Round 2 of WB and Round 3 of LB, getting 39th overall.
Our best result so far in Low Ink!
Also, we are now Div 7, up from Div 8 ! Looking forward to the challenge, we will try our best.
GGs to all teams and players!!
who did this & can i fight them cause wtf
23.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll make sure to reach out to get one of my team's sets streamed!!
23.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THIS IS SO HYPE
23.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A banner titled "Canuck Commentary" featuring an inkling from splatoon wearing a mountie hat and a red plaid jacket saying "Eh?"
Now that the LUTI divs have been announced, I'd like to present to y'all my new #compsplatoon couch commentary project: Canuck Commentary!
Have you ever wanted your LUTI sets commentated a bunch of canucks who'll make fun of your mistakes and ramble unintelligibly? Find out more below ⬇️
got the div I was expecting (yay) and my dog succeeded in one of his two scent detection trials today (on a level he's been really struggling with so it's a huge w)
22.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For LUTI S17, EYV's in Div 6 & DYM's in Div 7!!
(get your 67 jokes out, we're too old to understand)
we're super excited for this season, make sure to cheer for us!
shout out to luti div day fr 🤞🏾 gotta be one of my favorite splatoon holidays
22.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 54 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0
back in my splatling era (i still play heavy a bit now), i tried so hard to like edit as a weapon. i just couldn't get myself to enjoy it and i don't know why. i LOVE heavy in comparison.
(also sometimes I find the sound edit makes when it fires kinda annoying LOL)
How to expand the map/crossfire properly. Feel like I can do alot of these pretty fast, I didn't know how good sendous map planner was until I tried it out and it's super useful 👍 #compsplatoon
19.02.2026 12:09 — 👍 134 🔁 28 💬 4 📌 3
What your luti div says
X: you are not good enough to retire
1: you didn’t pass +2 vote
2: you passed +2 vote
3-4: “hyperdive is good trust me”
5: you put “day 2 only” in your low ink sub app
6-7: you main dynamo after the patch
8-9: You have a full time job
10: you mained dynamo before the patch
